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Oh man, I'm going to have to get one of those. I eat lunch with 10 dietitians, I can't wait to see their reaction when I tell them that all their education is bullshit and we should all just be lasering McDonalds for lunch. --edit-- Nevermind. That thing is a thousand bucks. I think I'll just print out the website and give them all a copy instead. "The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people." "Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy." "I did," said Ford, "it is." "So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?" "It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want." "You mean they actually vote for the lizards." "Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course." "But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?" "Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in." | |||
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Alternatively, you can use a crystal wand. https://www.ebay.com/b/Crystal...s/116107/bn_16562492 It also doesn't do shit, but it's much cheaper. ______________________________________________________ "You get much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone." | |||
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