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Alen Beltran-Vasquez
Ronier Jauregi-Lorente
Angel Cabrera-Basulto
Jorge Valido-Leyva
Roberto Selcedo-Balanza
For fuck's sake! Roll Eyes


I know! How racist to make them all sound Hispanic. Right? Roll Eyes
 
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but the guy with the shotgun may as well have brought a pool noodle...



Inappropriate use of a pool noodle. Smile


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Crocodile Dundee has nothing on that guy! That's a big freaking machete! Eek

That looks closer to Orcrist the "Goblin Cleaver". +5 damage against range weapon wielding bad guys. Big Grin



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Thats big news in Sarasota...


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That almost looks like and old BB or pellet gun?



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You folks don't keep a machete near your bed?




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Why was the dirtbag still in one piece?


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1> This dude has seeds the size of watermelons
2> This dude is fortunate shotgun guy was either afraid to, or didn't know how to, use the shotgun
3> I think the guard dog was the turning point!
4> This is why I keep a loaded .38 in my cigar table in my garage


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He who has the biggest balls,,,,,
Well, just glad that worked out for him.
 
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What's with the hyphenated names?[/QUOTE]

I believe that it's a naming custom for spain, latin american countries, etc.[/QUOTE]yep. As a former resident of the people's republic of commifornia, I can verify this. While that's their legal names, they likely only use one of them (their fathers last name) on a day to day basis.[/QUOTE]

I thought it is their mother's maiden name?


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I spent some time in Central America when I was in the military. Everyone down there carries a machete and knows how to use it.

Weed eaters no/ they use a machete

Umbrellas no/ they whack off a banana leaf with a machete, spear the end of the leaf and use the machete as handle for the banana leaf umbrella.


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Alen Beltran-Vasquez
Ronier Jauregi-Lorente
Angel Cabrera-Basulto
Jorge Valido-Leyva
Roberto Selcedo-Balanza
For fuck's sake! Roll Eyes


I know! How racist to make them all sound Hispanic. Right? Roll Eyes


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You folks don't keep a machete near your bed?


Katana, twice as sharp and a little more reach.



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What a contrast between the two victims. When trouble comes, old guy doesn't hesitate to face it and attack while young guy goes deer-in-the-headlights and submits.




 
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You folks don't keep a machete near your bed?


Yep. I removed it from my car because...reasons. I need to clean it up. It's about 28 yrs old




http://www.bladeforums.com/thr...doca-machete.653941/

https://www.machetespecialists.../filter/brand/hansa/
 
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Originally posted by SigSentry:... I need to clean it up. It's about 28 yrs old ...


Yeah, you whack someone home invader with that, they might get tetanus.




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That shit would have gotten messy at my house.



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Alen Beltran-Vasquez
Ronier Jauregi-Lorente
Angel Cabrera-Basulto
Jorge Valido-Leyva
Roberto Selcedo-Balanza
For fuck's sake! Roll Eyes


My thoughts exactly. A bunch of choir boys I'm sure.


I bet momma will tell what nice boys they are.
 
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The guy with the shottie wasn't committed to the bit, or wasn't loaded; lucky break for the owner.




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