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5 home invaders with a shotgun vs homeowner with machete? Homeowner OWNS them.

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June 16, 2017, 03:30 PM
Leemur
5 home invaders with a shotgun vs homeowner with machete? Homeowner OWNS them.
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Originally posted by parabellum:
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Originally posted by bubbatime:
Alen Beltran-Vasquez
Ronier Jauregi-Lorente
Angel Cabrera-Basulto
Jorge Valido-Leyva
Roberto Selcedo-Balanza
For fuck's sake! Roll Eyes


I know! How racist to make them all sound Hispanic. Right? Roll Eyes
June 16, 2017, 03:34 PM
RichardC
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Originally posted by P220 Smudge: ..
but the guy with the shotgun may as well have brought a pool noodle...



Inappropriate use of a pool noodle. Smile


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June 16, 2017, 03:41 PM
Dtech
Crocodile Dundee has nothing on that guy! That's a big freaking machete! Eek

That looks closer to Orcrist the "Goblin Cleaver". +5 damage against range weapon wielding bad guys. Big Grin




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June 16, 2017, 03:46 PM
CQB60
Thats big news in Sarasota...


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June 16, 2017, 04:35 PM
Georgeair
That almost looks like and old BB or pellet gun?



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June 16, 2017, 04:36 PM
JALLEN
You folks don't keep a machete near your bed?




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June 16, 2017, 04:40 PM
Mars_Attacks
Why was the dirtbag still in one piece?


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June 16, 2017, 05:14 PM
Ronin1069
1> This dude has seeds the size of watermelons
2> This dude is fortunate shotgun guy was either afraid to, or didn't know how to, use the shotgun
3> I think the guard dog was the turning point!
4> This is why I keep a loaded .38 in my cigar table in my garage


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June 16, 2017, 05:14 PM
ScooterX
He who has the biggest balls,,,,,
Well, just glad that worked out for him.
June 16, 2017, 06:09 PM
George43
What's with the hyphenated names?[/QUOTE]

I believe that it's a naming custom for spain, latin american countries, etc.[/QUOTE]yep. As a former resident of the people's republic of commifornia, I can verify this. While that's their legal names, they likely only use one of them (their fathers last name) on a day to day basis.[/QUOTE]

I thought it is their mother's maiden name?


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The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots.
June 16, 2017, 06:55 PM
wcb6092
I spent some time in Central America when I was in the military. Everyone down there carries a machete and knows how to use it.

Weed eaters no/ they use a machete

Umbrellas no/ they whack off a banana leaf with a machete, spear the end of the leaf and use the machete as handle for the banana leaf umbrella.


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June 16, 2017, 07:27 PM
Skins2881
quote:
Originally posted by Leemur:
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
quote:
Originally posted by bubbatime:
Alen Beltran-Vasquez
Ronier Jauregi-Lorente
Angel Cabrera-Basulto
Jorge Valido-Leyva
Roberto Selcedo-Balanza
For fuck's sake! Roll Eyes


I know! How racist to make them all sound Hispanic. Right? Roll Eyes


Big Grin Big Grin

quote:
Originally posted by JALLEN:
You folks don't keep a machete near your bed?


Katana, twice as sharp and a little more reach.



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June 16, 2017, 08:00 PM
marksman41
What a contrast between the two victims. When trouble comes, old guy doesn't hesitate to face it and attack while young guy goes deer-in-the-headlights and submits.




June 16, 2017, 09:02 PM
SigSentry
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Originally posted by JALLEN:
You folks don't keep a machete near your bed?


Yep. I removed it from my car because...reasons. I need to clean it up. It's about 28 yrs old




http://www.bladeforums.com/thr...doca-machete.653941/

https://www.machetespecialists.../filter/brand/hansa/
June 16, 2017, 09:44 PM
sigmonkey
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Originally posted by SigSentry:... I need to clean it up. It's about 28 yrs old ...


Yeah, you whack someone home invader with that, they might get tetanus.




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June 16, 2017, 09:49 PM
P-220
Bra's, you're doin' it wrong!!!!!!!


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June 16, 2017, 09:59 PM
flesheatingvirus
That shit would have gotten messy at my house.




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June 17, 2017, 11:13 AM
molachi
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Originally posted by bubbatime:
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Originally posted by parabellum:
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Originally posted by bubbatime:
Alen Beltran-Vasquez
Ronier Jauregi-Lorente
Angel Cabrera-Basulto
Jorge Valido-Leyva
Roberto Selcedo-Balanza
For fuck's sake! Roll Eyes


My thoughts exactly. A bunch of choir boys I'm sure.


I bet momma will tell what nice boys they are.
June 17, 2017, 11:30 AM
gearhounds
The guy with the shottie wasn't committed to the bit, or wasn't loaded; lucky break for the owner.




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