“We finally have a picture! Saddle up, boys, we know what we are looking for now!“
“I think I know where she’s at, I just can’t put my finger on it....”
“Me: Found her Her: No you didn’t Me: Found her Her: No you didn’t Me: Found her Her: No you didn’t Me: Found her Her: No you didn’t Me: I give up”
“Be careful when dealing with her...one slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.”
“It’s pronounced “Susan”.”This message has been edited. Last edited by: 911Boss,
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???
January 18, 2019, 07:05 AM
kz1000
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Originally posted by Fredward: I cry at the thought of having to strip search her.
That's the onions...
------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"
"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris
January 18, 2019, 08:26 AM
Elk Hunter
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Originally posted by parabellum: Isn't her nickname "Mulva"?
"Vagintina", perhaps?
"Labialicious"?
"Crusty Conduit"?
"Pier 69"?
Please! I nearly strangled on my coffee reading this! Anyway, thanks for the belly laugh, Para.
Elk
There has never been an occasion where a people gave up their weapons in the interest of peace that didn't end in their massacre. (Louis L'Amour)
"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical. " -Thomas Jefferson
"America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." Alexis de Tocqueville
FBHO!!!
The Idaho Elk Hunter
January 18, 2019, 03:36 PM
fiasconva
A friend of mine had a daughter that was a nurse in the ob wards. She said when a lot of those women come in and have no clue what to name their babies the interns suggest these kind of names knowing they have no idea what they mean. *s*
"Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra
