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Motorcyclists, be aware out there
July 25, 2018, 12:28 PM
Sig2340Motorcyclists, be aware out there
While riding my Gold Wing, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, "Get in and I'll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I've ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with my Gold Wing, I guess."
Nice is overrated
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July 25, 2018, 12:35 PM
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VBVAGUYI am stealing this !!! God Bless
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July 25, 2018, 12:52 PM
wolfe 21I'm not even married and I laughed out loud. Yeah, that was pretty good.
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July 25, 2018, 01:28 PM
David LeeYer bad but in a good way...
July 25, 2018, 01:56 PM
GWbikerexcellent.
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July 25, 2018, 04:58 PM
dsietsGlad you're ok Sig2340. Hope the bike is ok. Oh, Hope things work out w/ the wife.
July 25, 2018, 06:49 PM
sigmonkeyquote:
Originally posted by dsiets:
Glad you're ok Sig2340. Hope the bike is ok. Oh, Hope things work out w/ the wife.
Naw, he ditched her.
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old rugged crossThat is the SF fantasy version.
What was the movie nightmare version?
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July 25, 2018, 08:01 PM
ridewvHee hee hee I like it!
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July 25, 2018, 09:23 PM
mark60Awesome!
July 25, 2018, 09:31 PM
nhtagmemberthats pretty good - hadn't heard that one before and didn't see it coming
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July 26, 2018, 11:22 AM
EponymJuly 26, 2018, 03:01 PM
AquabirdFunny stuff.
Sorry about your bike though.
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July 26, 2018, 07:58 PM
amalsI
have heard that before, still didn't see it coming, still laughed.
July 26, 2018, 08:01 PM
Phantom229quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
quote:
Originally posted by dsiets:
Glad you're ok Sig2340. Hope the bike is ok. Oh, Hope things work out w/ the wife.
Naw, he ditched her.
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SurefireHahaha. Not married, but that got a hoot outta me!
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