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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
While riding my Gold Wing, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?" As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, "Get in and I'll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head." "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!" "Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this." We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now." "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I've ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Still in the ditch with my Gold Wing, I guess." Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | ||
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 “Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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I am stealing this !!! God Bless  "Always legally conceal carry. At the right place and time, one person can make a positive difference." | |||
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I'm not even married and I laughed out loud. Yeah, that was pretty good. A Perpetual Disappointment... | |||
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| 7.62mm Crusader |
Yer bad but in a good way... | |||
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excellent. ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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Glad you're ok Sig2340. Hope the bike is ok. Oh, Hope things work out w/ the wife. | |||
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A Grateful American |
Naw, he ditched her. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| Green grass and high tides  |
That is the SF fantasy version. What was the movie nightmare version?  "Practice like you want to play in the game" | |||
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Hee hee hee I like it! No car is as much fun to drive, as any motorcycle is to ride. | |||
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Awesome! | |||
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| Political Cynic |
thats pretty good - hadn't heard that one before and didn't see it coming [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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Funny stuff. Sorry about your bike though. NRA Life Endowment member Tri-State Gun collectors Life Member | |||
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I have heard that before, still didn't see it coming, still laughed. | |||
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Certified Plane Pusher |
Zing! Situation awareness is defined as a continuous extraction of environmental information, integration of this information with previous knowledge to form a coherent mental picture in directing further perception and anticipating future events. Simply put, situational awareness mean knowing what is going on around you. | |||
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| High standards, low expectations  |
Hahaha. Not married, but that got a hoot outta me! The reward for hard work, is more hard work arcwelder76, 2013 | |||
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