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Sigforum K9 handler |
And don’t forget to inquire about listing all your guns on your taxes. | |||
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| Uppity Helot |
I am sure Wommart did the metrics, they probably concluded that like 1 in 14 purchasers of ACT mouthwash or Elmo Toothbrushes is seeking a nice new butt plug. Advantageous product co- placement = kick ass profits. A mere minion like myself would never dream of questioning such obvious genius… | |||
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All brought to you by Marjorie Taylor Greene - now there's a qualified loon! "No matter where you go - there you are" | |||
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I don't go to Walmart, my daughter is almost 24 so... I'm offended that you're offended. Wait, no I'm not. I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not. | |||
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| Staring back from the abyss  |
I'll just say that the world was a better place when the local store wasn't selling dildos and butt plugs out in the open. But then, I'm kind of a conservative old fuddy duddy who doesn't think that things like this, truck nuts, and bumper stickers with profanity on them are things I (or anyone else) should have to try to explain to kids. ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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The Joy Maker |
First time I saw them, I was more surprised they didn't have them locked up. Those are an easy theft item, and good sex toys are expensive. Otherwise, Walmart has just about everything else you might need, why not vibrators too? 
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Fighting the good fight |
Walmart is in business to sell things. Just how many vibrators do you imagine Walmart would sell if you had to find an employee and ask them to get it out of a locked case for you? Customer: *ahem* Could you get me one of... *looks around* (Those personal massagers?) Walmartian: Excuse me? You'll need to speak up. Customer: *nervous glances* The vibrators. Could you get me one of those please? Walmartian: Oh, the dildos? Why didn't you say so! You want the big one or the little one, dear? I hear the big one's real nice. *picks up courtesy phone and pushes All Call button* Can I get a manager to the dildo case? Manager to the dildo case. Thank you! Customer dies of embarrassment. Walmart loses sale due to deceased customer. | |||
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| The Joy Maker |
They got 'em locked up now. Same as with the socks and underwear in the Federal Way Walmart. Of course that one looks like the set for some dystopian TV show. Lotta junkies skittering around, and cars and RVs parked just off property. It's why I have four 21 round Magpuls on me.
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| The Unknown Stuntman  |
I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy! | |||
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