Walmart selling sex toys next to kids tooth brushes…

December 24, 2022, 04:58 PM

quote:
Originally posted by RogueJSK:
I just read that Obama's about to shut down all the lead smelters... We gotta get the word out by sharing the link with everyone we know.

And don’t forget to inquire about listing all your guns on your taxes.

December 24, 2022, 05:27 PM

divil

I am sure Wommart did the metrics, they probably concluded that like 1 in 14 purchasers of ACT mouthwash or Elmo Toothbrushes is seeking a nice new butt plug. Advantageous product co- placement = kick ass profits. A mere minion like myself would never dream of questioning such obvious genius…

December 24, 2022, 05:43 PM

sgalczyn

All brought to you by Marjorie Taylor Greene - now there's a qualified loon!

December 24, 2022, 05:46 PM

joatmonv

I don't go to Walmart, my daughter is almost 24 so...
I'm offended that you're offended. Wait, no I'm not.

December 24, 2022, 06:55 PM

Gustofer

I'll just say that the world was a better place when the local store wasn't selling dildos and butt plugs out in the open.

But then, I'm kind of a conservative old fuddy duddy who doesn't think that things like this, truck nuts, and bumper stickers with profanity on them are things I (or anyone else) should have to try to explain to kids.

December 24, 2022, 07:10 PM

airsoft guy

First time I saw them, I was more surprised they didn't have them locked up. Those are an easy theft item, and good sex toys are expensive.

Otherwise, Walmart has just about everything else you might need, why not vibrators too?

December 24, 2022, 07:15 PM

RogueJSK

quote:
Originally posted by airsoft guy:
First time I saw them, I was more surprised they didn't have them locked up.

Walmart is in business to sell things. Just how many vibrators do you imagine Walmart would sell if you had to find an employee and ask them to get it out of a locked case for you?

Customer: *ahem* Could you get me one of... *looks around* (Those personal massagers?)

Walmartian: Excuse me? You'll need to speak up.

Customer: *nervous glances* The vibrators. Could you get me one of those please?

Walmartian: Oh, the dildos? Why didn't you say so! You want the big one or the little one, dear? I hear the big one's real nice.
*picks up courtesy phone and pushes All Call button*
Can I get a manager to the dildo case? Manager to the dildo case. Thank you!

Customer dies of embarrassment. Walmart loses sale due to deceased customer.

December 24, 2022, 07:33 PM

airsoft guy

quote:
Originally posted by RogueJSK:
quote:
Originally posted by airsoft guy:
First time I saw them, I was more surprised they didn't have them locked up.

Walmart is in business to sell things. Just how many vibrators do you imagine Walmart would sell if you had to find an employee and ask them to get it out of a locked case for you?

Customer: *ahem* Could you get me one of... *looks around* (Those personal massagers?)

Walmartian: Excuse me? You'll need to speak up.

Customer: *nervous glances* The vibrators. Could you get me one of those please?

Walmartian: Oh, the dildos? Why didn't you say so! You want the big one or the little one, dear? I hear the big one's real nice.
*picks up courtesy phone and pushes All Call button*
Can I get a manager to the dildo case? Manager to the dildo case. Thank you!

Customer dies of embarrassment. Walmart loses sale due to deceased customer.

They got 'em locked up now. Same as with the socks and underwear in the Federal Way Walmart. Of course that one looks like the set for some dystopian TV show. Lotta junkies skittering around, and cars and RVs parked just off property. It's why I have four 21 round Magpuls on me.