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Originally posted by maxdog:
I replied, “In what other country would a bunch of retarded siblings get their own TV show and make a lot of money?”

Ain't dat te truf.

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Originally posted by 46and2:
I don't care where she got that ass from, it's magnificent.

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Originally posted by maxdog:
“Well”, I said, “in most other countries they would be ignored and marginalized” “What do you mean and why marginalized?” the girlfriend said. I replied, “In what other country would a bunch of retarded siblings get their own TV show and make a lot of money?”

Too enlightened for them!

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Originally posted by sig2392:
Kim Kardashian's Salary
$50 Million Per Year

$175 Million net worth.

Daddy was one of OJ's dream team lawyers.

Not bad for doing a porno for a start in life.

Ol' kimmy gets 80K just for a single ad post on instagram. 80k to take a picture with a quisinart. It's impressive. Mom is the one who built the empire for the kids. She's smart, but they're nuts.

^^^That is ridiculous. $50m year salary and only $175m net worth. I want to be her investment advisor. I could do a lot better.

I'm glad I opened this. It had Kardasian in the tittle so I would've normally. Thanks for the laugh.

I love you! Good to put them as they are. I can't stand those retards.

But tell me, why is it when they go out in public with their junk showing, they don't get a ticket for indecent exposure. It will only take one brave Officer to write them up which would take some wind out of their sail.

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Originally posted by Il Cattivo:
I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked! How could you not know that Kim Kardashian got butt implants because Kanye West asked her to after they got married? I'm gonna have to try putting a TV and a fan in the garage.

I was in the Army at Ft.Gordon Ga. in 1963 and one day after evening chow setting on the steps of our barracks some Black WACs walked by.After they passed a distance the black guy I worked with setting there said to me to look at their behinds. I said why? He said those are African a**s, (we) really like that. True story.

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Originally posted by a1abdj:

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Houston woman went to a hotel for an unlicensed injection and ended up hospitalized with an infection because the injection turned out to be caulk from HD.

This is still happening. I heard a recent story about one of these on the radio the other day. Apparently the "doctor" was using the Dunkin Donuts next door as his "waiting room".

They had an expert to point out the obvious: If you're waiting in a donut shop for the "nurse" to come get you, it's probably not legit.

The easier and better way to a big ass is to go to Dunkin and have 3 donuts every morning.

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Originally posted by satch:

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Originally posted by Il Cattivo:
I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked! How could you not know that Kim Kardashian got butt implants because Kanye West asked her to after they got married? I'm gonna have to try putting a TV and a fan in the garage.

I was in the Army at Ft.Gordon Ga. in 1963 and one day after evening chow setting on the steps of our barracks some Black WACs walked by.After they passed a distance the black guy I worked with setting there said to me to look at their behinds. I said why? He said those are African a**s, (we) really like that. True story.

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Originally posted by maxdog:
“In what other country would a bunch of retarded siblings get their own TV show and make a lot of money?”



“Have you ever listened to what they say? How can they not be mentally off? Those girls are ate up with stupid!

Another example would be "Kendra", previous occupation, professional companion.

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Originally posted by arfmel:

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Originally posted by a1abdj:

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Houston woman went to a hotel for an unlicensed injection and ended up hospitalized with an infection because the injection turned out to be caulk from HD.

This is still happening. I heard a recent story about one of these on the radio the other day. Apparently the "doctor" was using the Dunkin Donuts next door as his "waiting room".

They had an expert to point out the obvious: If you're waiting in a donut shop for the "nurse" to come get you, it's probably not legit.

The easier and better way to a big ass is to go to Dunkin and have 3 donuts every morning.

If you Google her sex tape and see her ass in that, it's definitely on the large side but in a great way. Since then, she (and her entire family) have been getting so much work done it's actually pretty impressive that the only real noticeable one was her ass implants that were too ambitious and looked awful.

In a movie about a man fighting for his country's freedom measured by the number of English heads he cut off with his broadsword, a great quote from the King of England was "as King, you must find the good in any situation."

While that may sound hard pressed here, think of all the women who idolized that ass and started doing squats instead of treadmills/cardio. Before it was a bunch of skinny or flabby asses and now... well just look at any of the thousands of instawhores who video themselves doing ass exercises in the gym.

I lived and worked in Houston so I'm familiar with ghetto onions but damn, that thing be a watermelon. It must be uncomfortable as hell to sit on.

A whole thread could be written on status and fashion trends and what they mean.

This process sounds like a lot of fun. Who knows maybe they will process some good info from you; might even change a life from these simple conversations...

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This process sounds like a lot of fun. Who knows maybe they will process some good info from you; might even change a life from these simple conversations...

Absolutely. I had guy up the street a block or two that always sat outside in his garage on a chair. Just watching the traffic go by. I was riding my bike one day and stopped to introduce myself.

Peculiar fellow. Always drinking beer, but would put salt in it. Had never seen it before. We strike up a social friendship, and before you know it he's keeping some soda in his beer fridge for me.

He learned about putting salt in beer over in Germany. He was a bazookaman and had all sorts of fascinating trinkets he had removed from recently deceased Nazis. I liked hanging out with Charlie and listening to his stories. Got to learn things we weren't reading in history books in school.

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Originally posted by a1abdj:

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This process sounds like a lot of fun. Who knows maybe they will process some good info from you; might even change a life from these simple conversations...

Absolutely. I had guy up the street a block or two that always sat outside in his garage on a chair. Just watching the traffic go by. I was riding my bike one day and stopped to introduce myself.

Peculiar fellow. Always drinking beer, but would put salt in it. Had never seen it before. We strike up a social friendship, and before you know it he's keeping some soda in his beer fridge for me.

He learned about putting salt in beer over in Germany. He was a bazookaman and had all sorts of fascinating trinkets he had removed from recently deceased Nazis. I liked hanging out with Charlie and listening to his stories. Got to learn things we weren't reading in history books in school.

The salt in beer thing was practiced around here when I was growing up in many beer joints. Normally little bit of salt was pored in the mug at half full to make it foam again.

I doubt seriously many people born after 1970 have seen old timers do that or know about it.

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Originally posted by Dead_Eye:
...just look at any of the thousands of instawhores who video themselves doing ass exercises in the gym.

See, now you've got me thinking. Do you suppose those things are designed and built to maybe give her a little extra springiness? You know, do you think she can jump over the poolhouse in a single bound or something now that she's got the inserts?