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Donald Duck walks in to his pharmacy.

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October 06, 2021, 08:23 AM
Jim Shugart
Donald Duck walks in to his pharmacy.
Donald: I'd like to purchase a condom.

Pharmacist: Shall I put on your bill?

Donald: What do you take me for, some kinda pervert?


When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
October 06, 2021, 08:27 AM
Flash-LB
I walked into a pharmacy when I was 17.

Me? I'd like to purchase a condom.

Pharmacist: That'll be $2.00 plus tax.

Me? Won't it stay on by itself?
October 06, 2021, 09:04 AM
RichardC
Mickey and Minnie in divorce court,

Judge: Minnie's mental illness is not reason for divorce. You should be more supportive.

Mickey: Judge, I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy.


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October 06, 2021, 02:30 PM
ZSMICHAEL
Jim you seem to have some pretty good jokes. I need more humor in my life. Perhaps you could start a joke thread.
October 06, 2021, 02:37 PM
Jim Shugart
Ok. Done.


When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
October 06, 2021, 02:45 PM
Sig2340
Donald Duck walks in to his pharmacy and the pharmacist says "Ever the Optometrist. Can't see the building, but keeps hoping."




Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
October 06, 2021, 03:07 PM
architect
Goofy: I'd like to purchase a condom.

Pharmacist: Shall I put on your bill?

Goofy: I think I'm in the wrong joke.
October 06, 2021, 03:45 PM
Hamden106
quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
Donald: I'd like to purchase a condom.

Pharmacist: Shall I put on your bill?

Donald: What do you take me for, some kinda pervert?





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NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished
October 06, 2021, 04:21 PM
.38supersig
...I'm not that kind of duck.



October 06, 2021, 07:10 PM
Sig2340
quote:
Originally posted by architect:
Goofy: I'd like to purchase a condom.

Pharmacist: Shall I put on your bill?

Goofy: I think I'm in the wrong joke.


Anything is a dildo, if you’re brave enough.




Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
October 06, 2021, 08:32 PM
architect
quote:
Originally posted by Sig2340:
Anything is a dildo, if you’re brave enough.
Personal experience? Smile
October 06, 2021, 09:09 PM
OKCGene
What do you call a pig that does karate?

A Pork Chop.


Where do you get crotchless overalls?

Fredericks of Alabama!
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October 06, 2021, 09:23 PM
OKCGene
quote:
Originally posted by architect:
quote:
Originally posted by Sig2340:
Anything is a dildo, if you’re brave enough.
Personal experience? Smile


Or, if you’re a Newfoundland Canada resident and surely know of Dildo Harbor and the village of Dildo as well as the Dildo Brewery:


October 07, 2021, 08:42 AM
Jim Shugart



When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
October 07, 2021, 09:52 AM
ZSMICHAEL
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Clever.