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Jim Shugart
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Donald: I'd like to purchase a condom.

Pharmacist: Shall I put on your bill?

Donald: What do you take me for, some kinda pervert?


When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
 
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I walked into a pharmacy when I was 17.

Me? I'd like to purchase a condom.

Pharmacist: That'll be $2.00 plus tax.

Me? Won't it stay on by itself?
 
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Mickey and Minnie in divorce court,

Judge: Minnie's mental illness is not reason for divorce. You should be more supportive.

Mickey: Judge, I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy.


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ZSMICHAEL
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Jim you seem to have some pretty good jokes. I need more humor in my life. Perhaps you could start a joke thread.
 
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Jim Shugart
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Ok. Done.


When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
 
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Sig2340
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Donald Duck walks in to his pharmacy and the pharmacist says "Ever the Optometrist. Can't see the building, but keeps hoping."




Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
 
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Goofy: I'd like to purchase a condom.

Pharmacist: Shall I put on your bill?

Goofy: I think I'm in the wrong joke.
 
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Hamden106
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quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
Donald: I'd like to purchase a condom.

Pharmacist: Shall I put on your bill?

Donald: What do you take me for, some kinda pervert?




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...I'm not that kind of duck.



 
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Sig2340
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Originally posted by architect:
Goofy: I'd like to purchase a condom.

Pharmacist: Shall I put on your bill?

Goofy: I think I'm in the wrong joke.


Anything is a dildo, if you’re brave enough.




Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
 
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Originally posted by Sig2340:
Anything is a dildo, if you’re brave enough.
Personal experience? Smile
 
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A Pork Chop.


Where do you get crotchless overalls?

Fredericks of Alabama!
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quote:
Originally posted by Sig2340:
Anything is a dildo, if you’re brave enough.
Personal experience? Smile


Or, if you’re a Newfoundland Canada resident and surely know of Dildo Harbor and the village of Dildo as well as the Dildo Brewery:

 
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Jim Shugart
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
 
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ZSMICHAEL
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Clever.
 
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