I evolved as I aged and my hands weren't the only thing I liked to squeeze.
Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192
October 06, 2020, 05:17 PM
Ryanp225
The expression on his face will haunt me for the rest of my days.
October 06, 2020, 05:23 PM
oddball
Like Steven Segal, a man of a thousand facial expressions.
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
October 06, 2020, 05:30 PM
snoris
I’m immediately reminded of John Twomey and his appearances on Johnny Carson’s show...
October 06, 2020, 05:33 PM
BigSwede
Now that's talent
October 06, 2020, 05:41 PM
Patrick-SP2022
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October 06, 2020, 06:05 PM
95flhr
I’ve not seen anything like since grade school. Still funny.
“Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.” ― Ronald Reagan
Retired old fart
October 06, 2020, 06:15 PM
BamaJeepster
This happens to me as well.
Go on Youtube to search for a video on something like how to fix a sticky doorknob and 2 hours later...This is what I'm watching
“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams
October 06, 2020, 06:39 PM
r0gue
Hahahaha! It come right natural to me after I let it go for six years!
Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192
October 06, 2020, 07:50 PM
parabellum
October 07, 2020, 02:26 PM
Rev. A. J. Forsyth
And I went over to mount pilot to worship the devil and on the way there I saw Aunt Bea and my hands were cold without my mittens so I rubbed em on my pant leg but then I realized I was only wearin' short pants so I went to Chicago to pack meat but I found out my hands were too small to hold the knife.
October 07, 2020, 04:35 PM
OttoSig
Is this a more subtle way of saying you are tired of having to tell people to fix their thread titles?
Nine years to retirement! Just waiting!
October 07, 2020, 04:50 PM
nhtagmember
that was quite good
he has a lot of talent
I'm not sure what it is, but I'm sure he has lots
October 07, 2020, 05:55 PM
Beancooker
When the title is "--" from Para, I know it'll be good.
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Originally posted by sigmonkey: I'd fly to Turks and Caicos with live ammo falling out of my pockets before getting within spitting distance of NJ with a firearm.
October 07, 2020, 08:19 PM
pawprintsdoc
Wonder if he ended up becoming a serial killer later in life. That was both funny, and scary, all wrapped up together.
October 07, 2020, 09:30 PM
scratchy
How do you find these gems?
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