Like Steven Segal, a man of a thousand facial expressions.
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
Posts: 17612 | Location: Texas | Registered: May 13, 2003
I’ve not seen anything like since grade school. Still funny.
“Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.” ― Ronald Reagan
Retired old fart
Posts: 6547 | Location: Near the Beaverdam in VA | Registered: February 13, 2005
Go on Youtube to search for a video on something like how to fix a sticky doorknob and 2 hours later...This is what I'm watching
“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams
Posts: 29408 | Location: In the red hinterlands of Deep Blue VA | Registered: June 29, 2001
And I went over to mount pilot to worship the devil and on the way there I saw Aunt Bea and my hands were cold without my mittens so I rubbed em on my pant leg but then I realized I was only wearin' short pants so I went to Chicago to pack meat but I found out my hands were too small to hold the knife.
Posts: 1639 | Location: Winston-Salem | Registered: April 01, 2013
When the title is "--" from Para, I know it'll be good.
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Originally posted by sigmonkey: I'd fly to Turks and Caicos with live ammo falling out of my pockets before getting within spitting distance of NJ with a firearm.
