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What's worse than Tannerite® in your tacos?

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July 09, 2018, 05:00 PM
RichardC
What's worse than Tannerite® in your tacos?
Apparently, parasites in your Del Monte:


FDA: Parasites In Del Monte Vegetables Causing ‘Explosive’ Diarrhea

(CBS Local)– Over 200 people have now been infected by an outbreak of parasites linked to recalled vegetable trays from Del Monte.

According to the CDC, 212 cases of cyclosporiasis – an intestinal infection caused by the cyclospora parasite – were reported as of July 5. The condition has been linked to “6 oz., 12 oz., and 28 oz. vegetable trays containing fresh broccoli, cauliflower, celery sticks, carrots, and dill dip,” which were recalled by Del Monte Fresh Produce on June 15.

More than 200 hit by parasite from Del Monte vegetables; symptoms can include 'explosive' bowel movements.




https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2...del-monte-vegetable/


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July 09, 2018, 05:06 PM
BamaJeepster
quote:
What's worse than Tannerite® in your tacos?


C4 in your Celery? Smile



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July 09, 2018, 05:14 PM
dsiets
Rear Toward Enemy.
July 09, 2018, 05:15 PM
MikeinNC
RDX in your Rasin Bran???



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July 09, 2018, 05:15 PM
BamaJeepster
Dynamite in your dumplings?



“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
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July 09, 2018, 05:17 PM
Opus Dei
quote:
Originally posted by BamaJeepster:
quote:
What's worse than Tannerite® in your tacos?


C4 in your Celery? Smile

That vitamin isn't listed. Wink

quote:
The good: This food is low in Saturated Fat, and very low in Cholesterol. It is also a good source of Riboflavin, Vitamin B6, Pantothenic Acid, Calcium, Magnesium and Phosphorus, and a very good source of Dietary Fiber, Vitamin A, Vitamin C, Vitamin K, Folate, Potassium and Manganese.

July 09, 2018, 05:22 PM
2000Z-71
A-bomb in your abdomen?




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July 09, 2018, 05:25 PM
Batty67
New and improved Colon Blow®?
July 09, 2018, 05:27 PM
RogB
A Sig in your sphincter?


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July 09, 2018, 05:28 PM
parabellum
Aliens on Uranus
July 09, 2018, 05:34 PM
Ryanp225
So is Taco Bell going to sue them for copyright infringement?
July 09, 2018, 05:45 PM
k5blazer
nitroglycerin on your nachos?
July 09, 2018, 05:55 PM
PowerSurge
Sounds like Tannerite in the underwear.


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July 09, 2018, 06:13 PM
Skins2881
A blaster in your keester?



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July 09, 2018, 07:25 PM
zoom6zoom
I've often wondered what fools waste money on pre cut veggies and fruits. Not only is it a waste of money, they've lost nutritional content and are much likely to be exposed to these contaminations.

Of course, there are those who shouldn't be trusted with sharp edges.




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July 09, 2018, 07:27 PM
TXJIM
A kaboom in your Fruit of The Loom?


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July 09, 2018, 07:27 PM
Rightwire
Damn it, they've weaponized a veggie tray




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July 09, 2018, 07:49 PM
kkina
Vegemite.



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July 09, 2018, 07:57 PM
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"Incontinentia Buttocks"


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July 09, 2018, 09:15 PM
flashguy
quote:
Originally posted by zoom6zoom:
Of course, there are those who shouldn't be trusted with sharp edges.
Unfortunately, I fall into that category. I have to be very cautious when I handle a knife.

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