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Apparently, parasites in your Del Monte: FDA: Parasites In Del Monte Vegetables Causing ‘Explosive’ Diarrhea (CBS Local)– Over 200 people have now been infected by an outbreak of parasites linked to recalled vegetable trays from Del Monte. According to the CDC, 212 cases of cyclosporiasis – an intestinal infection caused by the cyclospora parasite – were reported as of July 5. The condition has been linked to “6 oz., 12 oz., and 28 oz. vegetable trays containing fresh broccoli, cauliflower, celery sticks, carrots, and dill dip,” which were recalled by Del Monte Fresh Produce on June 15. More than 200 hit by parasite from Del Monte vegetables; symptoms can include 'explosive' bowel movements.  https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2...del-monte-vegetable/ ____________________ | ||
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Info Guru |
C4 in your Celery?  “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams | |||
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Rear Toward Enemy. | |||
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semi-reformed sailor |
RDX in your Rasin Bran??? "Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein “You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020 “A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker | |||
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Dynamite in your dumplings? “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams | |||
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Dies Irae |
That vitamin isn't listed. 
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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing  |
A-bomb in your abdomen? My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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New and improved Colon Blow®? | |||
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| Too soon old, Too late smart |
A Sig in your sphincter? _______________________________________ NRA Life Member Member Isaac Walton League I wouldn't let anyone do to me what I've done to myself | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
Aliens on Uranus | |||
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Still finding my way |
So is Taco Bell going to sue them for copyright infringement? | |||
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| Cogito Ergo Sum |
nitroglycerin on your nachos? | |||
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Sounds like Tannerite in the underwear. ——————————————— The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1 | |||
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Ammoholic |
A blaster in your keester? Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
I've often wondered what fools waste money on pre cut veggies and fruits. Not only is it a waste of money, they've lost nutritional content and are much likely to be exposed to these contaminations. Of course, there are those who shouldn't be trusted with sharp edges. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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Funny Man |
A kaboom in your Fruit of The Loom? ______________________________ “I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.” ― John Wayne | |||
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Coin Sniper |
Damn it, they've weaponized a veggie tray Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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Vegemite. | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
"Incontinentia Buttocks" ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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Unfortunately, I fall into that category. I have to be very cautious when I handle a knife. flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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