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Thief shoots self in weiner while robbing hot dog stand
November 03, 2017, 12:27 AM
old rugged crossThief shoots self in weiner while robbing hot dog stand
poor emt/paramedics
"Here, just hold the towel until we get to the hospital. You are are going to live."
"Practice like you want to play in the game"
November 03, 2017, 01:12 AM
jimmy123xI have a feeling that in prison, he's going to be the receiver and not the punter......cause all he's got to offer are weiner buns.
November 03, 2017, 04:49 AM
pbslingerquote:
Pouncy’s blood-stained boxers matched the underwear he had on in the surveillance video, which clearly showed the pattern on the fabric when the teen bent over to collect the money that had fallen to the floor, Antonietti said.
Saggy britches enables ID by underwear pattern!
November 03, 2017, 06:02 AM
Patrick-SP2022quote:
Shifting the gun in his waistband as he ran out, he apparently pulled the trigger, firing a bullet that struck him in the penis, Antonietti said.
Funny how the writer doesn't say the gun went off by itself.
November 03, 2017, 06:02 AM
SportshooterYou’ll shoot your
eye out pecker off.
November 03, 2017, 06:37 AM
ARmanWhen I was a kid, my friends dad was a Detective. There was a bank robbery and the suspect did much the same thing.
He had pulled out his .357 Magnum revolver, cocked the hammer and demand money.
As he was backing out of the bank, he shoved it into his waistband with his finger on the trigger and "BAM!" blew his whole member off. It was just laying there in the parking lot when the police arrived.
LoL.....
ARman
November 03, 2017, 09:11 AM
darthfusterHe'll have plenty of time in prison to buff it out...
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier November 03, 2017, 09:15 AM
BamaJeepster
“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
- John Adams November 03, 2017, 09:22 AM
WarhorseHilarious!!
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November 03, 2017, 09:41 AM
sigcrazy7quote:
Police recovered the wallets Pouncy had allegedly stolen from the two men, as well as the .38 caliber pistol.
I find this slightly irritating. I get it, we're innocent until proven guilty (unless you are accused of using a racial slur or telling a dirty joke at work), but they've got video of the crime, his dick is shot off, and the wallets were recovered on the perp. Yet we still feel the need to throw in "allegedly" in the news report? I don't think it's omission is going to sway the jury pool.
Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus November 03, 2017, 10:04 AM
tacfoleyquote:
Terrion Pouncy
Are we allowed to guess at Mr Pouncy's ethnicity, or, with a name like that, is it a given?
tac
November 03, 2017, 10:11 AM
arfmelJust a flesh wound.
November 03, 2017, 10:14 AM
Sig2340quote:
Originally posted by tacfoley:
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Terrion Pouncy
Are we allowed to guess at Mr Pouncy's ethnicity, or, with a name like that, is it a given?
tac
He's the Lannister's family black sheep.
Even Tyrion wonders what Cercei was thinking.
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
November 03, 2017, 10:16 AM
CopefreeDude shot his dick off!
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November 03, 2017, 10:34 AM
RichardCThe refrain from that old GoldenEarring hit keeps looping through my head.
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November 03, 2017, 12:14 PM
dlc444Self eunuchifaction.
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It seems to me that any law that is not enforced and can't be enforced weakens all other laws.
November 03, 2017, 12:41 PM
zoom6zoom
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. November 03, 2017, 03:26 PM
cincinnatijimBet he won't do that again.
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November 03, 2017, 03:31 PM
trapper189I gotta get new glasses because I miss read the thread title and thought some one shot this guy:
November 03, 2017, 03:41 PM
FredwardOk, if it makes you feel better, he allegedly shot his dick off.