August 04, 2017, 07:38 AM
ulstermanBubble bath
I like a bubble bath, cigar, and a glass of bourbon.
Last night, I was enjoying all three. I realized the tub was too short and said "Self, should have had a bigger tub put in when they rebuilt the house"
Self said "You did order a large tub"
So I went back thru the blueprints and orders for the house. Yep, there it is, big as day. The contractor missed it, we missed it. The insurance did pay for it.
Left a message for the contractor. Waiting to hear back.
August 04, 2017, 07:56 AM
Skins2881Sounds like you need a hot tub.... How much more manlier does this thread sound if you substitute hot tub for bubble bath? Plus chicks like to get naked in a hot tub.
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis August 04, 2017, 07:57 AM
sgalczynThe 2 out of 3 saved your man card from forfeiture....but a bubble bath?? Two week suspension!
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August 04, 2017, 08:06 AM
FredwardTTIWWOP!
Just kidding. Please do NOT post pictures of you in a bubble bath.
August 04, 2017, 09:32 AM
arfmelI've never understood why anybody would want to sit and stew in the broth of all the stuff they're trying to wash off of themselves, but whatever floats your boat. Or rubber duckie.
August 04, 2017, 09:39 AM
TexasScrubMr Bubble makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty.
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He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.
August 04, 2017, 09:50 AM
YooperSigsTo enhance the experience:
Rubber Ducky.
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
August 04, 2017, 09:59 AM
KDRquote:
Originally posted by arfmel:
I've never understood why anybody would want to sit and stew in the broth of all the stuff they're trying to wash off of themselves, but whatever floats your boat. Or rubber duckie.
Baths for relaxing, not getting clean. If your dirty enough to make a broth, take a shower first. Baths are great, especially in the winter, and with a TV mounted in front of the tub.
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August 04, 2017, 10:28 AM
Sailor1911Where's my Froggy!
Hedley Lamar
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 August 04, 2017, 10:32 AM
slabsides45quote:
Originally posted by Sailor1911:
Where's my Froggy!
Hedley Lamar
Exactly my first thought when reading the thread title!
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August 04, 2017, 11:12 AM
IcabodI'll be Usterman's tub is on a second floor. Due to weight, hot tubs have to have heavy support. Think, tub, water, Usterman, 3-4 lovelies. Minus bathing suits of course.
“ The work of destruction is quick, easy and exhilarating; the work of creation is slow, laborious and dull. August 04, 2017, 11:27 AM
CopefreeWhat essences did you have in your bubble bath?
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Mind. Over. Matter.
August 04, 2017, 11:35 AM
zoom6zoomquote:
Minus bathing suits of course.
because that will make all the difference in weight calculations.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. August 04, 2017, 11:55 AM
Gustoferquote:
Originally posted by zoom6zoom:
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Minus bathing suits of course.
because that will make all the difference in weight calculations.
It's the lint. Lint from bathing suits clogs up the filters. It's true! Really!
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August 04, 2017, 02:10 PM
Lord VaalicAs Rodney Dangerfield says,
"whats a bath without Bubbles? Come here and join me, Bubbles."
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day August 04, 2017, 05:19 PM
ulstermanContractor called back "Yep, I missed it. You be home tomorrow?"
I also like manicures, pedicures and massages. Having all three done with the Mrs. really puts her in the "mood".
August 04, 2017, 05:53 PM
Rey HRHquote:
Originally posted by arfmel:
I've never understood why anybody would want to sit and stew in the broth of all the stuff they're trying to wash off of themselves, but whatever floats your boat. Or rubber duckie.
When you're physically or mentally tired, stewing in hot sudsy water relaxes you. And for the grime, soaking helps to get rid of it even more. Afterwards, I go to the shower and rinse off.
It's a plus if it's a waterjet tub.
"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
August 04, 2017, 05:55 PM
mbinkyThere's a meme in this somewhere....
August 04, 2017, 08:28 PM
ulstermanquote:
Originally posted by Rey HRH:
quote:
Originally posted by arfmel:
I've never understood why anybody would want to sit and stew in the broth of all the stuff they're trying to wash off of themselves, but whatever floats your boat. Or rubber duckie.
When you're physically or mentally tired, stewing in hot sudsy water relaxes you. And for the grime, soaking helps to get rid of it even more. Afterwards, I go to the shower and rinse off.
It's a plus if it's a waterjet tub.
Yep.
August 04, 2017, 08:35 PM
BisleyblackhawkBeans...pinto beans, black beans...even garbanzo beans (just don't eat too much or it will "cloud the water"
)...just remember to smile real wide
...the meme that will accompany it will save it for future generations to enjoy!
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