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I like a bubble bath, cigar, and a glass of bourbon. Last night, I was enjoying all three. I realized the tub was too short and said "Self, should have had a bigger tub put in when they rebuilt the house" Self said "You did order a large tub" So I went back thru the blueprints and orders for the house. Yep, there it is, big as day. The contractor missed it, we missed it. The insurance did pay for it. Left a message for the contractor. Waiting to hear back. | ||
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Ammoholic |
Sounds like you need a hot tub.... How much more manlier does this thread sound if you substitute hot tub for bubble bath? Plus chicks like to get naked in a hot tub. Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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The 2 out of 3 saved your man card from forfeiture....but a bubble bath?? Two week suspension! "No matter where you go - there you are" | |||
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TTIWWOP! Just kidding. Please do NOT post pictures of you in a bubble bath.  | |||
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Not really from Vienna |
I've never understood why anybody would want to sit and stew in the broth of all the stuff they're trying to wash off of themselves, but whatever floats your boat. Or rubber duckie. | |||
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Mr Bubble makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty. ___________________________ He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries. | |||
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To enhance the experience: Rubber Ducky. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Baths for relaxing, not getting clean. If your dirty enough to make a broth, take a shower first. Baths are great, especially in the winter, and with a TV mounted in front of the tub. ____________________ I Like Guns and stuff | |||
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Where's my Froggy! Hedley Lamar Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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Equal Opportunity Mocker |
Exactly my first thought when reading the thread title! ________________________________________________ "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers | |||
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Corgis Rock |
I'll be Usterman's tub is on a second floor. Due to weight, hot tubs have to have heavy support. Think, tub, water, Usterman, 3-4 lovelies. Minus bathing suits of course. “ The work of destruction is quick, easy and exhilarating; the work of creation is slow, laborious and dull. | |||
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| Stop Talking, Start Doing |
What essences did you have in your bubble bath? _______________ Mind. Over. Matter. | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
because that will make all the difference in weight calculations. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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| Staring back from the abyss  |
It's the lint. Lint from bathing suits clogs up the filters. It's true! Really! ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon  |
As Rodney Dangerfield says, "whats a bath without Bubbles? Come here and join me, Bubbles." Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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Contractor called back "Yep, I missed it. You be home tomorrow?" I also like manicures, pedicures and massages. Having all three done with the Mrs. really puts her in the "mood". | |||
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His Royal Hiney |
When you're physically or mentally tired, stewing in hot sudsy water relaxes you. And for the grime, soaking helps to get rid of it even more. Afterwards, I go to the shower and rinse off. It's a plus if it's a waterjet tub. "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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Glorious SPAM! |
There's a meme in this somewhere.... | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
Beans...pinto beans, black beans...even garbanzo beans (just don't eat too much or it will "cloud the water"  )...just remember to smile real wide ...the meme that will accompany it will save it for future generations to enjoy!******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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