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Many of us remember the popular party game where any time a character on the Bob Newhart show said, "Hi, Bob!" everybody had to take a sip of their alcoholic beverage.

Watching the White House briefings these days, I think the game should be revived.

The rules are simple: Each time Karine Jean-Pierre uses one of the following phrases (including a close form), everyone watching has to take a drink:

"I would refer you to my colleagues at the Department of Justice (or White House Counsel's office)."

"This President is doing everything he can to (fill in the blank)."

"I'm not going to comment from here on that."

"He has made this a priority from day one."

""We don't have anything to share on that right now."

Any sentence that includes the term "Executive Action."
 
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“We’ve been perfectly clear…”





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Lawyers, Guns
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I can't stand to watch Karine Jean-Pierre...
But I will take a drink. Wink



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I don't want to die from ethanol intoxication.





Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
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“We’ve been perfectly clear…”


Simply "Clear" There's a lot of praises that go along with that.
Let me be Clear
I've been Clear
The president's been Clear
I want to be Clear

And on an on. Take that out of her vocabulary and she could not speak... Oh wait, the presupposes she can actually articulate something.



Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves.

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Legalize the Constitution
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I’ll give her this, she’s been very transparent about her obfuscation.


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Almost makes me miss Peppermint Patty.


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I would probably get alcohol induced cardiomyopathy.


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We must drink the appropriate spirit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everclear


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Void Where Prohibited
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"He's taking this very seriously"



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His diet consists of black
coffee, and sarcasm.
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I try not to be too hard on her. After all, look at what she has to work with.
 
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you forgot "prudent"
 
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The drinking needs to be done by that diversity hire, that empty vessel.

Get about 8 glasses of wine in her and turn her loose at a briefing, and the TRUTH would come popping out of her mouth.
 
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I would refer you to my colleagues at the Department of Justice (or White House Counsel's office)."



Today that was used so often you'd need to make a run to the liquor store to keep up!



 
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you forgot "prudent"

Wrong Administration



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Hell if you just limited it to every “Ummm” or “uhhh”. You’d be alcohol poisoned within 5 minutes.

Peppermint patty was a good liar. This gal Kringe Jean Pierre is just not good at her job or lying and is too much of a dolt to make up stuff on the spot like Patty was
 
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The drinking needs to be done by that diversity hire, that empty vessel.

Get about 8 glasses of wine in her and turn her loose at a briefing, and the TRUTH would come popping out of her mouth.


“Oh, Peter… I love you Peter… marry me Peter…”





Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
 
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Originally posted by parabellum:
The drinking needs to be done by that diversity hire, that empty vessel.

Get about 8 glasses of wine in her and turn her loose at a briefing, and the TRUTH would come popping out of her mouth.


“I’d switch teams for you, Peter!”


“Peter… I love you Peter… marry me Peter…”


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goodheart
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“I’d switch teams for you, Peter!”


ROFLMAO


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Hey. Cool Guys.

Help a brother out.

What's all this 'I love your Peter' stuff?


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