Too many good lines to quote. Essentially, "Why buy the cow..." Enjoy.
"She want you to hang ten all up in her behind."
"Boston crab??"
September 04, 2020, 12:37 PM
Voshterkoff
She was about three minutes from telling us the good words from her lord and savior Zardoz.
September 04, 2020, 12:40 PM
Rev. A. J. Forsyth
An oldie but a goodie.
Favorite line; "Now that's a very small lookin' thing, how anybody gonna go up in thurr and do some acrobats"?
September 04, 2020, 12:48 PM
83v45magna
That other woman is a perfect straight 'man' for this 'routine'. That was freaking hilarious!. Thank you.
At the end, this woman sounds really experienced and authoritative on the subject.
I listen to this woman and could not help thinking of Mooj from 40 yr old virgin. As with the above video, definitely NSFW. Also, this must be from the non rated version or dvd extras or something because it goes on much longer than I remember.
That was the golden days of public-access television, or, in this case, pubic-access television
September 04, 2020, 01:04 PM
i8mtm
I think that is the funniest thing I have ever seen posted on Sigforum.......and that is saying something.
Thank-you!
September 04, 2020, 01:25 PM
GCE61
I’ve got a wedding anniversary coming up in October, I got to figure out what that Boston crab thing is!
September 04, 2020, 01:26 PM
TXJIM
If you hang 5 twice all up in that behind, is that the same as hanging 10? Asking for a friend
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September 04, 2020, 01:33 PM
Krazeehorse
What the hell. Is she trying to destroy welfare???
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September 04, 2020, 01:45 PM
Ripley
All these years and I'm just now finding out about the lubrication?! Damn...
Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
September 04, 2020, 01:55 PM
slabsides45
"...and WWF and figure 4 leg lock, and be bendin' you over, and... and... mmm. Uhm, girl, I got to GO...."
Loved the look of khaki lady, "Boston crab...?"
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September 04, 2020, 01:57 PM
sigalert
Me: "Is Para posting click bait?"
clicks link
Me: "Nope! Nope! And Nope!"
Gold!
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September 04, 2020, 04:52 PM
Boss1
I'm guessing it's a safe bet she isn't a Valentine's Day/Anniversary card writer for Hallmark.
Boss
A real life Sisyphus... "It's not the critic who counts..." TR Exodus 23.2: Do not follow the crowd in doing wrong... Despite some people's claims to the contrary, 5 lbs. is actually different than 12 lbs. It's never simple/easy.
September 04, 2020, 06:31 PM
darthfuster
Pseudo-intellectual bloviation.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
September 04, 2020, 07:04 PM
Mars_Attacks
I am NOT going to google The Boston Crab position.
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September 04, 2020, 07:55 PM
Pickle Rick
LOL, soda out the nose ...... thanks Para. I needed that. John
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