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Too many good lines to quote. Essentially, "Why buy the cow..." Enjoy.


"She want you to hang ten all up in her behind."

"Boston crab??"

 
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She was about three minutes from telling us the good words from her lord and savior Zardoz.
 
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An oldie but a goodie.

Favorite line; "Now that's a very small lookin' thing, how anybody gonna go up in thurr and do some acrobats"?
 
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to the left
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That other woman is a perfect straight 'man' for this 'routine'. That was freaking hilarious!. Thank you.

At the end, this woman sounds really experienced and authoritative on the subject.

I listen to this woman and could not help thinking of Mooj from 40 yr old virgin. As with the above video, definitely NSFW. Also, this must be from the non rated version or dvd extras or something because it goes on much longer than I remember.




Link to original video: https://youtu.be/bgM8TGx4XqE

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What was that?


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That was the golden days of public-access television, or, in this case, pubic-access television
 
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I think that is the funniest thing I have ever seen posted on Sigforum.......and that is saying something.

Thank-you!
 
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I’ve got a wedding anniversary coming up in October, I got to figure out what that Boston crab thing is!
 
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If you hang 5 twice all up in that behind, is that the same as hanging 10? Asking for a friend Wink


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What the hell. Is she trying to destroy welfare???


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All these years and I'm just now finding out about the lubrication?! Damn... Mad




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"...and WWF and figure 4 leg lock, and be bendin' you over, and... and... mmm. Uhm, girl, I got to GO...."

Loved the look of khaki lady, "Boston crab...?"


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Be prepared for loud noise and recoil
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Me: "Is Para posting click bait?"

clicks link

Me: "Nope! Nope! And Nope!"

Gold!





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I'm guessing it's a safe bet she isn't a Valentine's Day/Anniversary card writer for Hallmark.

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Exodus 23.2: Do not follow the crowd in doing wrong...
Despite some people's claims to the contrary, 5 lbs. is actually different than 12 lbs.
It's never simple/easy.
 
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Pseudo-intellectual bloviation.



You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
 
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I am NOT going to google The Boston Crab position.


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LOL, soda out the nose ...... thanks Para. I needed that. John


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You gents missed the best one:

Dick will make you slap someone!

https://youtu.be/0RcP0Wz4eq4


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[FLASH_VIDEO]

the Boston Crab. [/FLASH_VIDEO]
 
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If the Boston Crab gave her the vapors, the Flying Camel would have put her in a state.


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Endeavoring to master the art of the grapefruit spoon.
 
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