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April 15, 2025, 11:30 PM
Texas Bob C.
At Large Window Washer:
Police were called out to a bank about two miles from here today. It was reported that a man was licking the glass on the bank's drive-in window. I have now officially heard it all.
April 15, 2025, 11:42 PM
egregore
quote:
I have now officially heard it all.

So far.
April 16, 2025, 08:40 AM
Orguss
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April 16, 2025, 08:47 AM
tatortodd
quote:
Originally posted by Texas Bob C.:
Police were called out to a bank about two miles from here today. It was reported that a man was licking the glass on the bank's drive-in window. I have now officially heard it all.
Well, was he mentally handicapped or high?


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April 16, 2025, 06:28 PM
arfmel
quote:
man was licking the glass on the bank's drive-in window.


I wasn’t aware that was prohibited.
April 16, 2025, 07:26 PM
dsiets
Maybe there was a reflection from a TV inside.


April 16, 2025, 07:31 PM
V-Tail
quote:
Originally posted by tatortodd:

was he mentally handicapped or high?
Probably.


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April 17, 2025, 08:29 PM
vinnybass
quote:
Originally posted by arfmel:
quote:
man was licking the glass on the bank's drive-in window.


I wasn’t aware that was prohibited.





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April 19, 2025, 07:39 AM
Imabmwnut
Window lickers. Gotta love em!