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Texas Bob C.
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posted April 15, 2025 11:30 PM
Police were called out to a bank about two miles from here today. It was reported that a man was licking the glass on the bank's drive-in window. I have now officially heard it all.
 
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egregore
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posted April 15, 2025 11:42 PMHide Post
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I have now officially heard it all.

So far.
 
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posted April 16, 2025 08:40 AMHide Post
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries?


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tatortodd
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posted April 16, 2025 08:47 AMHide Post
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Originally posted by Texas Bob C.:
Police were called out to a bank about two miles from here today. It was reported that a man was licking the glass on the bank's drive-in window. I have now officially heard it all.
Well, was he mentally handicapped or high?


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posted April 16, 2025 06:28 PMHide Post
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man was licking the glass on the bank's drive-in window.


I wasn’t aware that was prohibited.
 
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posted April 16, 2025 07:26 PMHide Post
Maybe there was a reflection from a TV inside.

 
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posted April 16, 2025 07:31 PMHide Post
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Originally posted by tatortodd:

was he mentally handicapped or high?
Probably.


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posted April 17, 2025 08:29 PMHide Post
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Originally posted by arfmel:
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man was licking the glass on the bank's drive-in window.


I wasn’t aware that was prohibited.




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Imabmwnut
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posted April 19, 2025 07:39 AMHide Post
Window lickers. Gotta love em!
 
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