Man from Birmingham says he is FURIOUS with Wetherspoons after he mistook a hand dryer for a URINAL at one of their branches.
Cole Ostamie said: “Once I started to go I couldn't stop. The urinal sent urine flying in all directions like a sprinkler soaking everyone. It was humiliating!”
Mr. Ostamie wants to move on from the ordeal but would like to see signage installed.
“It's been a tough month but I'm ready for move on for a small fee,” he lamented.
No car is as much fun to drive, as any motorcycle is to ride.
March 03, 2025, 09:24 AM
HRK
Imagine that pissed him off...
March 03, 2025, 09:25 AM
400m
“But I’ll get over it”, “As soon as someone pays me for my own mistake” I’d tell him to go piss up a rope, but he’d probably want to be compensated for that also.
March 03, 2025, 09:26 AM
SW_Sig
This gives a new meaning to the idiom in-your-face.
March 03, 2025, 09:27 AM
bdylan
Better to be pissed off than pissed on... oh, never mind!
March 03, 2025, 09:29 AM
Sig2340
That's not what he was looking for in a blowjob.
Nice is overrated
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March 03, 2025, 09:30 AM
ridewv
Yes "a small fee" would let him get over it. LOL what about the poor people in there that he pissed on?
No car is as much fun to drive, as any motorcycle is to ride.
March 03, 2025, 09:37 AM
229DAK
He should be forced to go back and clean up the bathroom.
How about signage on his forehead that says "I'm a Dumbass".
I wonder how this make it in the news? Did he put it out there (stupid move) or did someone else report it first?
_________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902
Published: 16:12, 17 Jan 2017Updated: 16:31, 17 Jan 2017
BY FRASER CLARKE
REVOLTING footage shows the moment a drunk Scot urinates on a Dyson hand dryer - which is then switched on.
The clip, uploaded to Twitter yesterday, shows the man standing over what appears to be a Dyson Airblade before the device turns on, spraying urine everywhere.
Elderly man’s fury as new loo ‘urinal’ covers him in pee
An elderly man has complained about the “newfangled urinal” in a public loo – which sprayed him with urine.
Derek Beavis, 78, was horrified when he used the public convenience off Hamilton Road in Felixstowe, because it covered him with his own pee.
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
March 03, 2025, 09:52 AM
229DAK
quote:
Derek Beavis, 78, was horrified when he used the public convenience off Hamilton Road in Felixstowe, because it covered him with his own pee.
I wonder if he has a friend....
_________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902
March 03, 2025, 09:56 AM
BigSwede
Dumb ass
I hate those dryers, don't use them
March 03, 2025, 10:07 AM
PASig
I'm gonna take a WAG and say this guy was "pissed on lager" as the Brits say when he tried to take a leak in the dryer...
March 03, 2025, 10:09 AM
vinnybass
Cole Ostamie? Colostomy?
Seriously?
"We're all travelers in this world. From the sweet grass to the packing house. Birth 'til death. We travel between the eternities."
March 03, 2025, 10:30 AM
egregore
While I would still never mistake that hand dryer for a urinal, that is a very odd-looking hand dryer. It looks more like it wants to eat your hands. All that's missing is a pair of Cookie Monster eyes.
March 03, 2025, 10:38 AM
h2oys
What a damn idiot on two points.
One, he peed in a hand dryer that is probably nowhere near the actual urinals.
Two, he will forget about his idiocrasy if he gets paid for being an idiot.
On a different note, those Dyson driers are the best ones out there. They actually dry your hands versus all the others.
Must be a UK thing: