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Man from Birmingham says he is FURIOUS with Wetherspoons after he mistook a hand dryer for a URINAL at one of their branches. Cole Ostamie said: “Once I started to go I couldn't stop. The urinal sent urine flying in all directions like a sprinkler soaking everyone. It was humiliating!” Mr. Ostamie wants to move on from the ordeal but would like to see signage installed. “It's been a tough month but I'm ready for move on for a small fee,” he lamented.  No car is as much fun to drive, as any motorcycle is to ride. | ||
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Imagine that pissed him off... | |||
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“But I’ll get over it”, “As soon as someone pays me for my own mistake” I’d tell him to go piss up a rope, but he’d probably want to be compensated for that also. | |||
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This gives a new meaning to the idiom in-your-face. | |||
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Better to be pissed off than pissed on... oh, never mind! | |||
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That's not what he was looking for in a blowjob. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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Yes "a small fee" would let him get over it. LOL what about the poor people in there that he pissed on? No car is as much fun to drive, as any motorcycle is to ride. | |||
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He should be forced to go back and clean up the bathroom. How about signage on his forehead that says "I'm a Dumbass". I wonder how this make it in the news? Did he put it out there (stupid move) or did someone else report it first? _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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It's not April yet. The dude is a fucking moron. ARman | |||
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 Must be a UK thing:https://www.thescottishsun.co....is-then-switched-on/
https://www.suffolkgazette.com/dyson-hand-dryer/
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I wonder if he has a friend.... _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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Dumb ass I hate those dryers, don't use them | |||
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I'm gonna take a WAG and say this guy was "pissed on lager" as the Brits say when he tried to take a leak in the dryer... | |||
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Cole Ostamie? Colostomy? Seriously? "We're all travelers in this world. From the sweet grass to the packing house. Birth 'til death. We travel between the eternities." | |||
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While I would still never mistake that hand dryer for a urinal, that is a very odd-looking hand dryer. It looks more like it wants to eat your hands. All that's missing is a pair of Cookie Monster eyes. | |||
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What a damn idiot on two points. One, he peed in a hand dryer that is probably nowhere near the actual urinals. Two, he will forget about his idiocrasy if he gets paid for being an idiot. On a different note, those Dyson driers are the best ones out there. They actually dry your hands versus all the others. | |||
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