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It's an audio alert that Boeing has remotely activated Starliner's secret self-destruct mode, in an attempt to obliterate all the evidence of their massive failure.

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Originally posted by RogueJSK:
It's an audio alert that Boeing has remotely activated Starliner's secret self-destruct mode, in an attempt to obliterate all the evidence of their massive failure.

Or perhaps the pulsing beeps correlate to the downward spiral of Boeing's stock value.

Or it's the Starliner's computer attempting to communicate via Morse Code to beg to be put of its misery, rather than being sent back to Earth to be fucked over again by more Boeing diversity hire engineers.

Or maybe it's a warning from the bank that Boeing's accounts are approaching overdraft again and in dire need of another government cash infusion, despite the $5 billion the US government has already paid them for their shoddy spacecraft.

Or aliens cyborgs hacked the speaker system and are laughing at Boeing.