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It may start a nuclear war.
Tidbit I found on EuroNews.

Seems the Norweigians take this matter seriously.

https://www.euronews.com/2021/...t-border-with-norway


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I urinate in their general direction.



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They didn't say anything about number 2.
 
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Tisse på Russland!




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
 
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" I fart in your general direction!"


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I always piss in the direction of China. Have no choice - a quirk of fate as to how the house is oriented.
 
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I poop in Mexico’s direction every day, usually more than once. Likely, Mexico cares about as much about it as Norwegians peeing on the border.


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Big Grin Big Grin
 
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The world is a globe, folks, every direction is toward Russia.
 
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far out
 
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How about sharting?



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Me and my mates urinated on East Germany in the Harz Mtns. The purpose of the visit to the Harz Mtns was a school field trip for geology. The actual border marker was a few feet beyond the fences. Big-ass guard tower looking down on us from across the (presumed) minefield.


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How about sharting?


I think intent factors in.


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How about sharting?


I think intent factors in.


I think intent defines a shart.



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It would all depend on which way the wind is blowing for me.

Bob


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how the house is oriented.


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How about sharting?

Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.


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" I fart in your general direction!"


Is that a #2 light?




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It may start a nuclear war.
Tidbit I found on EuroNews.

Seems the Norweigians take this matter seriously.

https://www.euronews.com/2021/...t-border-with-norway


Just make a no meatgazing sign on the Russian side. That way they won’t get jealous and bust out the ordnance to compensate.


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My favorite thing to do while out 4-Wheeling is to go to the top of a mountain that splits the continental divide, drop trou and piss to the West. For those of you familiar with the Continental Divide and watersheds, you know exactly what I am doing!

Cheers!


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