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"Don't Urinate toward Russia."

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August 28, 2021, 01:06 PM
Sunset_Va
"Don't Urinate toward Russia."
It may start a nuclear war.
Tidbit I found on EuroNews.

Seems the Norweigians take this matter seriously.

https://www.euronews.com/2021/...t-border-with-norway


美しい犬
August 28, 2021, 01:54 PM
Skins2881
I urinate in their general direction.



Jesse

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August 28, 2021, 01:58 PM
parabellum
They didn't say anything about number 2.
August 28, 2021, 02:18 PM
sigmonkey
Tisse på Russland!




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד
August 28, 2021, 04:17 PM
Wheels
" I fart in your general direction!"


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August 28, 2021, 06:31 PM
nhtagmember
I always piss in the direction of China. Have no choice - a quirk of fate as to how the house is oriented.
August 28, 2021, 06:58 PM
P220 Smudge
I poop in Mexico’s direction every day, usually more than once. Likely, Mexico cares about as much about it as Norwegians peeing on the border.


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August 28, 2021, 07:01 PM
nhtagmember
Big Grin Big Grin
August 28, 2021, 07:28 PM
architect
The world is a globe, folks, every direction is toward Russia.
August 28, 2021, 07:35 PM
parabellum
far out
August 28, 2021, 07:48 PM
darthfuster
How about sharting?



You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
August 28, 2021, 08:00 PM
mr kablammo
Me and my mates urinated on East Germany in the Harz Mtns. The purpose of the visit to the Harz Mtns was a school field trip for geology. The actual border marker was a few feet beyond the fences. Big-ass guard tower looking down on us from across the (presumed) minefield.


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August 28, 2021, 08:11 PM
P220 Smudge
quote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
How about sharting?


I think intent factors in.


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"If the truth shall kill them, let them die.”

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August 28, 2021, 08:19 PM
darthfuster
quote:
Originally posted by P220 Smudge:
quote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
How about sharting?


I think intent factors in.


I think intent defines a shart.



You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
August 29, 2021, 07:42 AM
rbert0005
It would all depend on which way the wind is blowing for me.

Bob


I am no expert, but think I am sometimes.
August 29, 2021, 09:24 AM
6guns
quote:
how the house is oriented.


Big Grin




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August 29, 2021, 09:30 AM
Krazeehorse
quote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
How about sharting?

Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.


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August 29, 2021, 09:42 AM
Rightwire
quote:
Originally posted by Wheels:
" I fart in your general direction!"


Is that a #2 light?




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August 29, 2021, 04:22 PM
Legal Beagle
quote:
Originally posted by Sunset_Va:
It may start a nuclear war.
Tidbit I found on EuroNews.

Seems the Norweigians take this matter seriously.

https://www.euronews.com/2021/...t-border-with-norway


Just make a no meatgazing sign on the Russian side. That way they won’t get jealous and bust out the ordnance to compensate.


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August 29, 2021, 04:32 PM
djinco
My favorite thing to do while out 4-Wheeling is to go to the top of a mountain that splits the continental divide, drop trou and piss to the West. For those of you familiar with the Continental Divide and watersheds, you know exactly what I am doing!

Cheers!


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