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Coin Sniper |
Right after takeoff, a pilot comes on the microphone to welcome his passengers. “Thank you for flying with us. The weather is....” Then he suddenly starts screaming while still on the mic, “OH MY GOD! IT IS BURNING!!, IT IS BURNING!” Then silence. A few seconds later, he comes back on and says, “I’m terribly sorry about what happened. I spilled some scorching hot coffee on my lap...you should see my pants!!” A voice from the back of the plane yelled, “Why don’t you come here and see ours?” Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | ||
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Political Cynic |
 [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
A slightly aggravated pilot makes the "Welcome aboard" speech. Replacing the microphone in its holder, he does not realize that the push-to-talk button is stuck in the "on" position, as he remarks to the First Officer, "What I could really go for, is a cup of coffee and a good piece of ass." Horrified, the lead Flight Attendant rushes toward the cockpit to tell the pilot about the stuck microphone. A sweet little old lady in an aisle seat plucks at the Flight Attendant's sleeve and says, "Sweetie, you forgot the coffee!" הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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| King Nothing |
https://m.youtube.com/watch?fe...utu.be&v=6WAylnO5gtA Not sure how to embed YouTube. ...Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, was just a freight train coming your way... | |||
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