Nut Hut, Marble Bag, what have ya

August 25, 2026, 07:20 PM

Dale's got Brenda all pissed off again.

https://x.com/MikeBales/status/2092323811819487723

August 25, 2026, 07:31 PM

trapper189

Must be an Honoré de Balzac fan.

August 25, 2026, 07:37 PM

cee_Kamp

Going to the mailbox dressed like that, he is obviously quite comfortable with his maleness at the mailbox!
God Bless Him, I wouldn't.
It did occur to me that he might just be trolling for HOA Hotties!

August 25, 2026, 07:46 PM

P250UA5

Pineapple on the post.

There was something around here a few years ago [maybe more widespread], pineapples and/or red mulch = swingers.

August 25, 2026, 10:55 PM

tatortodd

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"

He is living rent free in her brain and she likes it in private but not in public

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August 25, 2026, 11:12 PM

blueye

He must be from Europe.

August 26, 2026, 03:13 AM

TigerDore

He must use a funhouse mirror to check himself out.

August 26, 2026, 09:26 AM

LS1 GTO

Banana Hammock

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...

August 26, 2026, 09:32 AM

HRK

I'm on her side, don't want to see Dale in his NutHut, Banana Sack or even boxers!

August 26, 2026, 09:34 AM

BigSwede

Surely there is nothing in the HOA rules about checking your mail in a schwanz halter

August 26, 2026, 11:18 AM

lastmanstanding

She has the option of not watching Dale but she seems to be within line of sight when Dale gets his mail.

August 26, 2026, 11:34 AM

KMitch200

quote:
It did occur to me that he might just be trolling for HOA Hotties!

Or nosy busybodies that think the HOA gives them superpowers.

August 26, 2026, 11:41 AM

dsiets

quote:
Originally posted by LS1 GTO:
Banana Hammock

Grape Smuggler

August 26, 2026, 12:50 PM

Schmelby

I haven't worn a speedo since I was a teenager in the 70's. You wouldn't want to see me without a shirt in the last 20 years!!

August 26, 2026, 12:52 PM

BigSwede

We will be the judge of that

Pics or ??

August 26, 2026, 12:59 PM

Rightwire

Dale needs to invest in a Borat Slingshot.

I swear HOA's appear full of uptight nut balls.

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August 26, 2026, 02:10 PM

Patriot

Dude has no couth…

White socks with black speedo!

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August 26, 2026, 02:16 PM

HRK

quote:
Originally posted by KMitch200:
quote:
It did occur to me that he might just be trolling for HOA Hotties!

Or nosy busybodies that think the HOA gives them superpowers.

Don't think the HOA was the issue, it's the "hotties" aka the woman in white that's making the complaint that the HOA should do something.

It would have to fall under something in the covenants that prohibits lewd behavior, but she should just video the guy for a week, turn it over to FB, Instagram, and the local police if there are kids in the area and let the cops visit him to make sure he's not some sexual predator. Figure that might make him put on his pants....

He's not gonna make any money on onlyfans! or maybe he will....