I'd be happily agreeing, and just mentioning that eggplant, properly handled, can grow bigger than the moon. I mean, it's huge.
"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."
Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
July 12, 2024, 01:13 PM
myrottiety
Awe Jeez... For F's Sake! How can you get through basic I don't know... Like 1st grade without being taught this?
Train how you intend to Fight
Remember - Training is not sparring. Sparring is not fighting. Fighting is not combat.
July 12, 2024, 01:14 PM
CPD SIG
Thank goodness she’s pretty! Hopefully “easy” too! That’s about the only way she’s going anywhere.
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“What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy
July 12, 2024, 01:22 PM
bald1
quote:
Originally posted by CPD SIG: Thank goodness she’s pretty! Hopefully “easy” too! That’s about the only way she’s going anywhere.
Dumb as a doorknob negates pretty period. PASS
Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192
July 12, 2024, 01:28 PM
V-Tail
quote:
Originally posted by bald1:
Dumb as a doorknob negates pretty period. PASS
I'll bet that you wouldn't say that if you were twenty-something and wanted to get laid.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
July 12, 2024, 01:32 PM
83v45magna
The third time she did the 'is too' thing he should have smiled serenely at her and said "you are soooo good lookin'."
July 12, 2024, 01:32 PM
Loswsmith
She's so pretty.
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Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath.
Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi
The good thing is that if Plan A fails, there are 25 other letters in the alphabet.
July 12, 2024, 01:33 PM
chellim1
quote:
The Moon is bigger than the Earth... At least, it is if he wants to get laid
Yep, the twin moons are bigger than the Earth... the both of them.
"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown
"The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor
July 12, 2024, 01:34 PM
Pipe Smoker
Two blondes on the beach:
Blonde 1: “Look at the moon! I wonder if it’s as far away as Miami.”
Blonde 2: “Well, duh, can you see Miami?”
Serious about crackers.
July 12, 2024, 01:34 PM
Loswsmith
quote:
Originally posted by myrottiety: Awe Jeez... For F's Sake! How can you get through basic I don't know... Like 1st grade without being taught this?
Do you not see how pretty she is? Beautiful young women live a VERY different reality from most of us lesser mortals. Their very beauty alters reality for them and allows them to glamour their way through life like a princess of the Fairie Realms.
___________________________________________ Life Member NRA & Washington Arms Collectors
Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath.
Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi
The good thing is that if Plan A fails, there are 25 other letters in the alphabet.
July 12, 2024, 01:42 PM
Skins2881
M-O-O-N that spells Tom.This message has been edited. Last edited by: Skins2881,
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis
July 12, 2024, 02:50 PM
DrDan
quote:
Originally posted by Skins2881: M-O-O-N that speaks Tom.
M-O-O-N spells boobs.
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July 12, 2024, 02:55 PM
Green Highlander
Definition of a good time but not a lifetime girl.
"You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground." - Charlie MacKenzie (Mike Myers in "So I Married an Axe Murderer")
July 12, 2024, 02:56 PM
nhtagmember
I see body glitter and a nickel plated pole in her future
July 12, 2024, 03:11 PM
rat2306
The exact opposite of "She blinded me with Science"...
July 12, 2024, 03:18 PM
Georgeair
quote:
Originally posted by Skins2881: M-O-O-N that speaks Tom.
Oh man - you spiked the ball of a terrific run right on the won yard line!
You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02
July 12, 2024, 03:19 PM
Prefontaine
“Like” and “vocal fry” = fuck you bitch. Go back to got damn school.
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
July 12, 2024, 03:20 PM
konata88
Is the sun bigger than earth? How about Jupiter? Is a plane in the sky or a bus next to you bigger?
Scary that people like her can not only vote but actually hold office.
"Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it." L.Tolstoy "A government is just a body of people, usually, notably, ungoverned." Shepherd Book
