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At least, it is if he wants to get laid

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My IQ just dropped 50 points. Roll Eyes


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I'd be happily agreeing, and just mentioning that eggplant, properly handled, can grow bigger than the moon. I mean, it's huge.



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Awe Jeez... For F's Sake! How can you get through basic I don't know... Like 1st grade without being taught this?




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Thank goodness she’s pretty! Hopefully “easy” too! That’s about the only way she’s going anywhere.


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Thank goodness she’s pretty! Hopefully “easy” too! That’s about the only way she’s going anywhere.


Dumb as a doorknob negates pretty period. PASS



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Dumb as a doorknob negates pretty period. PASS
I'll bet that you wouldn't say that if you were twenty-something and wanted to get laid.



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The third time she did the 'is too' thing he should have smiled serenely at her and said "you are soooo good lookin'."
 
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She's so pretty.


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The Moon is bigger than the Earth...
At least, it is if he wants to get laid

Yep, the twin moons are bigger than the Earth... the both of them.



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Two blondes on the beach:

Blonde 1: “Look at the moon! I wonder if it’s as far away as Miami.”

Blonde 2: “Well, duh, can you see Miami?”



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Awe Jeez... For F's Sake! How can you get through basic I don't know... Like 1st grade without being taught this?


Do you not see how pretty she is? Beautiful young women live a VERY different reality from most of us lesser mortals. Their very beauty alters reality for them and allows them to glamour their way through life like a princess of the Fairie Realms.


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M-O-O-N that spells Tom.

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M-O-O-N that speaks Tom.


M-O-O-N spells boobs.




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Definition of a good time but not a lifetime girl.


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I see body glitter and a nickel plated pole in her future
 
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The exact opposite of "She blinded me with Science"...
 
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M-O-O-N that speaks Tom.

Oh man - you spiked the ball of a terrific run right on the won yard line! Razz



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“Like” and “vocal fry” = fuck you bitch. Go back to got damn school.



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Is the sun bigger than earth? How about Jupiter? Is a plane in the sky or a bus next to you bigger?

Scary that people like her can not only vote but actually hold office.




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