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| Dances With Tornados |
WHHAAAAT? The inflight meal doesn't include Alpo and bones??? . | |||
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The 2nd guarantees the 1st |
The two on either side of me are my support dogs. "Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra | |||
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^Good one! Actually, I think you're seeing the support dog of a support dog for a support dog. | |||
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| Master of one hand pistol shooting  |
I wanted the window seat. SIGnature NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished | |||
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Can we go for a quick walk, and GO before the cabin door is closed? | |||
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His Royal Hiney |
I like the happy face of the one by the window. He has no care in the world as any trouble will have to go through the first two dogs. LOL. "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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Age Quod Agis |
The best class of Spirit customer. "I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation." Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II. | |||
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Unflappable Enginerd |
Meanwhile back in business class: "Yeah, it's only 2 seats across in 1st class, we're not sharing seats"  __________________________________ NRA Benefactor I lost all my weapons in a boating, umm, accident. http://www.aufamily.com/forums/ | |||
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That’s why I always fly 1st class…nothing but animals back in economy! “People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.” –Chuck Palahnuik Be harder to kill: https://preparefit.ck.page | |||
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| Never miss an opportunity to be Batman!  |
"What?!!! Don't tell us you are out of the steak dinner!!!" | |||
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Open the window shade; we want to look outside. _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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| The Main Thing Is Not To Get Excited  |
Miss, oh Miss, we've been waiting for the in-flight sammich for well over 17 seconds; is something wrong? Miss? Miss? _______________________ | |||
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We'll have what the Captain is having... "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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| My other Sig is a Steyr.  |
What noise will this 747 make when it bounces? Boeing! Boeing! Boeing! | |||
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| On the wrong side of the Mobius strip  |
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? | |||
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Air travel has gone to the dogs. ______________________________________________ Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun… | |||
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“Did you say we can disembark, or just bark?” ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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I hope that bitch doesn’t recline her seat all the way back! | |||
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Truth Seeker |
Does it look like we can put our seat belts on? NRA Benefactor Life Member | |||
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