WARNING!!!!!!

There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can.
If you get this email, do not open it. It's spam.
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I've found that growing up in the SIXTIES was a lot more fun than being in my SIXTIES!
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What do you call a person who is happy on Monday??? RETIRED!
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The dinosaurs didn't drink coffee and you can see how they turned out!
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My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting!
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Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist!
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NORMAL around my house is just a setting on the dryer!
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The nurse came in and said "Doc, there's a man in the waiting room who thinks he is invisible, what should I tell him?" The Doctor said "Tell him I can't see him today!"
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Most of us are so old that when we were kids, we actually had to win to get a trophy!
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So if a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?
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Timeline of laundry:

Wash....45 minutes
Dry........60 minutes
Put away.... 7-10 business days
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Last night the internet quit working, so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like nice people.
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There was a huge fight at the Long John Silver's restaurant. There was battered fish everywhere.
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I woke up this morning determined to get to the gym, but that was 4 hours ago....when I was younger and full of hope!
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We will be friends until we are old and senile. Then we will be new friends!

Let the groaning begin...

This message has been edited. Last edited by: az4783054,

Those were some good ones.....

Really good stuff. We have corny joke contests at work. I'm going to finish this post and start memorizing.

That was pretty good, some I identify with... sad....

I made and posted a meme for that first one.