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WARNING!!!!!! There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can. If you get this email, do not open it. It's spam. ***************************************** I've found that growing up in the SIXTIES was a lot more fun than being in my SIXTIES! ***************************************** What do you call a person who is happy on Monday??? RETIRED! ***************************************** The dinosaurs didn't drink coffee and you can see how they turned out! ***************************************** My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting! ***************************************** Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist! ***************************************** NORMAL around my house is just a setting on the dryer! ***************************************** The nurse came in and said "Doc, there's a man in the waiting room who thinks he is invisible, what should I tell him?" The Doctor said "Tell him I can't see him today!" ***************************************** Most of us are so old that when we were kids, we actually had to win to get a trophy! ***************************************** So if a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure? ***************************************** Timeline of laundry: Wash....45 minutes Dry........60 minutes Put away.... 7-10 business days ***************************************** Last night the internet quit working, so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like nice people. ***************************************** There was a huge fight at the Long John Silver's restaurant. There was battered fish everywhere. ***************************************** I woke up this morning determined to get to the gym, but that was 4 hours ago....when I was younger and full of hope! ***************************************** We will be friends until we are old and senile. Then we will be new friends! Let the groaning begin...  This message has been edited. Last edited by: az4783054, If people would mind their own damn business this country would be better off. I owe no one an explanation or an apology for my personal opinion. | ||
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Those were some good ones....._____________________________ "The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living." "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin | |||
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Really good stuff. We have corny joke contests at work. I'm going to finish this post and start memorizing. | |||
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That was pretty good, some I identify with... sad.... | |||
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I made and posted a meme for that first one. | |||
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