Originally posted by cparktd: I gave all three Son-in-Laws this one year.
Are they bicyclists?
December 06, 2019, 07:43 AM
Jimbo Jones
What are most popular at my company are Basil Hayden and Woodford Reserve...
--------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
December 06, 2019, 07:53 AM
tatortodd
quote:
Originally posted by cparktd: I gave all three Son-in-Laws this one year.
I’ve done that.
Another is wart remover. The first time I did wart remover had the best reaction. This stuck-up snob opened it and their facial expression was great. Then, they started flapping their gums and my amusement increased more. Apparently, it had been generations since her family had a wart. It took a lot of restraint not to use the line from Uncle Buck:
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer.
December 06, 2019, 07:56 AM
Woodman
quote:
Originally posted by matai: A signed picture of yourself
A full-color framed and signed 18" x 30" portrait of yourself.
December 06, 2019, 09:29 AM
snoris
This thread brings to mind a great Steve Martin album recorded at a live show. He mentioned some great gifts:
Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater
Fur sink
Electric dog polisher
December 06, 2019, 11:22 AM
Rev. A. J. Forsyth
I got my hands on a legit block of gubbmint welfare cheese, wrapped that sucker up and brought it to a white elephant party at a legit mansion. The snob who got it at the party was the absolute best person to get it. She ended up leaving it behind and the host melted that thing down into the best damn queso dip I've ever had.
December 06, 2019, 11:28 AM
arfmel
A Village People record album was a hit at the last white elephant party I attended. An 8 track version would probably be even better.
It took a lot of restraint not to use the line from Uncle Buck: