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Sigmanic
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Thought some people might be looking for gift ideas for the holiday season. Here's a cookbook idea:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com...nna-konik/1135067612
 
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Toilet bowl light, they are about 5 bucks on Amazon
 
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Sig2340
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A real white elephant:



Or if you want a white Rhino:





Nice is overrated

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Originally posted by Sigmanic:
Thought some people might be looking for gift ideas for the holiday season. Here's a cookbook idea:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com...nna-konik/1135067612


I'm pretty sure I'd get in trouble giving away a cookbook with that title.



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trapper189
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Lottery tickets.
 
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Always great ideas for any occasion here:

https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com
 
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I gave all three Son-in-Laws this one year.



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A signed picture of yourself
 
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I gave all three Son-in-Laws this one year.


Are they bicyclists?
 
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What are most popular at my company are Basil Hayden and Woodford Reserve...


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I gave all three Son-in-Laws this one year.

I’ve done that.

Another is wart remover. The first time I did wart remover had the best reaction. This stuck-up snob opened it and their facial expression was great. Then, they started flapping their gums and my amusement increased more. Apparently, it had been generations since her family had a wart. Roll Eyes It took a lot of restraint not to use the line from Uncle Buck:

Link to original video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-H-cWXr-n5I


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A signed picture of yourself
A full-color framed and signed 18" x 30" portrait of yourself.
 
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snoris
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This thread brings to mind a great Steve Martin album recorded at a live show. He mentioned some great gifts:

Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater

Fur sink

Electric dog polisher
 
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Rev. A. J. Forsyth
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I got my hands on a legit block of gubbmint welfare cheese, wrapped that sucker up and brought it to a white elephant party at a legit mansion. The snob who got it at the party was the absolute best person to get it. She ended up leaving it behind and the host melted that thing down into the best damn queso dip I've ever had.
 
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A Village People record album was a hit at the last white elephant party I attended. An 8 track version would probably be even better.
 
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