I load and unload boxes.

I push buttons on a keyboard and then tell people what I did.

I help people wear out and break their expensive toys so I can get paid to fix them.

In addition to pushing and pulling, also turn knobs and push some buttons, while sometimes talking to invisible people.

quote:

Originally posted by P210:
I’m marooned on a small island in the middle of a big ocean.

I am jealous.

I am good at retiring.

I did military things for twenty-two years and retired.

I engineered things and took an early retirement and severance package.

I supervised a call center, service center, and credit & collections department and retired.

I sold real estate and retired.

I sold luxury brand cars and retired.

I was a consultant for a law enforcement agency and retired.

I worked at a LGS and retired.

I monitor data from 100 remote locations to make sure that the managers of these remote locations do what they know how to do.

I read resumes summarizing others boring and generic jobs.

I make quality temperature controlled air.

I write commercials people skip through.

I keep old people as comfortable as possible until they die.

quote:

Originally posted by sigalert:
I write commercials people skip through.

Just because we skip your commercials doesn’t mean we skip your posts too!

https://sigforum.com/eve/forums...630071374#1630071374

Engineers give me parts. I show them if they can or can't be put together, or why they don't work.

Sell it...

Build it...

Ship it...

Design it...

In that specific order...

I remediate items disassembled by people Who were certain they knew how.

I bring stuff to houses.

Half of the big syringe , all of the little syringe, turn on the green gas ...... (anesthetist)

I’m a paper pusher.

I push aluminum cigar tubes across the sky.

Observe and report.

But mostly, shoot the shit all day.

I accept a substandard work product from my coworkers. Then spend copious amounts of time turning it into something customers will approve and never use.

fun