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Describe your job as boring and generic as possible.
August 05, 2020, 06:13 PM
jljonesDescribe your job as boring and generic as possible.
Director of expensive noise.
August 05, 2020, 06:13 PM
Scoutmasterquote:
Originally posted by 4x5:
I tell a computer what to do, in a language it understands.
You mean everything comes down to a "1" or a "0". Simple, just get them in the right sequence.
(To err is human, to really screw things up takes a computer)
"Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it"
- Judge Learned Hand, May 1944 August 05, 2020, 06:16 PM
.38supersigYes, it can be boring and no, I do not use generics.
August 05, 2020, 06:16 PM
flashguy(I used to) write, modify, and fix COBOL programs.
flashguy
Texan by choice, not accident of birth August 05, 2020, 06:18 PM
4MUL8RI tell stories with numbers.
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Trying to simplify my life...
August 05, 2020, 06:20 PM
Scoutmasterquote:
Originally posted by 4MUL8R:
I tell stories with numbers.
Did that include letters such as a-c-c-t?
"Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it"
- Judge Learned Hand, May 1944 August 05, 2020, 06:21 PM
SigJacketI build things that build things in clouds. Sometimes correctly.
August 05, 2020, 07:08 PM
italiaI race cars. I play tennis. I fondle women. But, I have weekends off, and I am my own boss.
- Arthur Bach (from the movie 'Arthur')
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Though we choose between reality and madness
It's either sadness or euphoria
August 05, 2020, 07:12 PM
ryan81986I spray water and take people to the doctor
August 05, 2020, 07:13 PM
TomVI played (Retired) with Electric Trains.
August 05, 2020, 07:15 PM
Skins2881Used to make lights work, job I started this week keeps the interwebz working.
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis August 05, 2020, 07:19 PM
BigCityI pick up dead people and put them in a hole or a large fire.
John
The key to enforcement is to punish the violator, not an inanimate object. The punishment of inanimate objects for the commission of a crime or carelessness is an affront to stupidity.
August 05, 2020, 07:19 PM
jrhillmaI sit in meetings, respond to (some) emails and (some) IMs. Mostly, I while away the day wondering how so many highly-paid people are so unable to make a decision or take action on their own.
tl;dr: glorified babysitter
August 05, 2020, 07:21 PM
vinnybassI build stuff that tells other people what's in their stuff.
"We're all travelers in this world. From the sweet grass to the packing house. Birth 'til death. We travel between the eternities." August 05, 2020, 07:27 PM
hudrI point and I talk. Then I push buttons.
August 05, 2020, 07:30 PM
brywardsI edit poorly-written reports about Airmen’s poorly-made decisions.
August 05, 2020, 07:32 PM
MRBTXI tell people where to go to wait for bad things to happen.
August 05, 2020, 07:34 PM
av8ermanI make charts and Powerpoint presentations so that Senior Management can zoom in on spelling or punctuation errors while ignoring relevant content.
August 05, 2020, 07:35 PM
SirBeepquote:
Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
I play piano in a whorehouse.
I've probably seem you at work.
I build and maintain the beds at the whorehouse. Luckily I don't have to clean them.
August 05, 2020, 07:45 PM
ChicagoSigManClick mouse to buy and sell stuff.