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November 19, 2024, 08:38 PM
BigSwede
The Greyhound of the skies
November 19, 2024, 08:40 PM
CPD SIG
I’ve unfortunately had to fly Spirit Airlines twice. Never the hell again!
For those of you who are familiar with Chicago’s south side, it was like riding the 79th St bus. For those of you that aren’t familiar with Chicago Southside, I’m pretty sure you can figure out what the 79th St. bus is like.
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November 19, 2024, 09:41 PM
Russ59
Can I assume "She ain't playin'!"
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November 19, 2024, 10:38 PM
SgtGold
They have spirit, yes it's true. They have spirit, how about you?
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November 19, 2024, 10:54 PM
YooperSigs
Air travel is nothing more than a flying bus.
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November 20, 2024, 12:26 AM
furlough
I tell this joke all the time.
Spirit flight from Houston to Las Vegas. Over New Mexico a male passenger has a heart attack and keels over in the aisle.
The flight attendants start to take care of him and then one of them gets on the PA and announces "We have a passenger in distress. Are there any doctors on board?"
From the back: "Ain't no doctors flying Spirit!"
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November 20, 2024, 12:42 AM
SigSAC
So now they're Spiritless . . . . for real
November 20, 2024, 03:43 AM
trapper189
My wife and two of my kids not flying Spirit anymore:
I’m sure they weren’t the only ones to quit flying Spirit when that whole 3 day shut down thing happened several years ago.This message has been edited. Last edited by: trapper189,
November 20, 2024, 04:34 AM
r0gue
Someone had just told me they went Pittsburgh (tier two airport near Pgh) to Orlando, round trip for $58.
November 20, 2024, 11:53 AM
cyberphobia
They need to take the JETBLUE deal.
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November 20, 2024, 12:06 PM
12131
quote:
Originally posted by cyberphobia: They need to take the JETBLUE deal.
Deal is off. It was the FJB DOJ that sued to block the merger.
Q
November 20, 2024, 12:21 PM
ZSMICHAEL
quote:
79th St bus
^^^^^^^^^^^ The Red line is a contender for most dangerous. Smells bad too with lots of bodily fluids strewn about.
November 20, 2024, 04:34 PM
Puckpilot78
Mongo only pawn in game of life...
November 20, 2024, 05:12 PM
jeffxjet
Rock bottom prices...rock bottom service.
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