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I’ve unfortunately had to fly Spirit Airlines twice. Never the hell again!
For those of you who are familiar with Chicago’s south side, it was like riding the 79th St bus. For those of you that aren’t familiar with Chicago Southside, I’m pretty sure you can figure out what the 79th St. bus is like.
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Posts: 8768 | Location: Attempting to keep the noise down around Midway Airport | Registered: February 14, 2008
Spirit flight from Houston to Las Vegas. Over New Mexico a male passenger has a heart attack and keels over in the aisle.
The flight attendants start to take care of him and then one of them gets on the PA and announces "We have a passenger in distress. Are there any doctors on board?"
From the back: "Ain't no doctors flying Spirit!"
This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears above ground he is a protector. Plato
Posts: 1786 | Location: Texas! | Registered: June 13, 2013
My wife and two of my kids not flying Spirit anymore:
I’m sure they weren’t the only ones to quit flying Spirit when that whole 3 day shut down thing happened several years ago.This message has been edited. Last edited by: trapper189,
Posts: 12374 | Location: SWFL | Registered: October 10, 2007
