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Cynic |
Well I killed my first gator. It was a rainy night in South Louisiana and I never saw him on that black asphalt. But when my left front hit him I knew it. Must be a SOB to hit a big one.  _______________________________________________________ And no, junior not being able to hold still for 5 seconds is not a disability. | ||
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| Too soon old, too late smart |
You have a great opening line for your new book. “It was a dark and stormy night when I whacked Boudreaux the snack sized gator...” The New York Times is waiting to put your book on their best seller list, but you have to write it first.  | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
Why did the gator cross the road? הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Drug Dealer |
^ ^ ^ ^ It's too late to ask him now. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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| Staring back from the abyss  |
Well, you've got me beat. I killed a pack rat walking across my driveway yesterday. He was a big-assed rat, but not even close to your trophy. ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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| Cynic |
Well we figured he was after frogs. It was a road close to Bayou Teche that ran through the sugar cane fields. There were a bunch of frogs in the road and we figured he was in the ditch and scared the frog onto the road and he went after them. _______________________________________________________ And no, junior not being able to hold still for 5 seconds is not a disability. | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
What a coincidence, I had fried gator for an appetizer last night. Charlie, are you getting it made into boots, belt, and a holster? Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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| Cynic |
Nope I bet some Coonass picked it up about 10 min. after I hit it. _______________________________________________________ And no, junior not being able to hold still for 5 seconds is not a disability. | |||
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| Member |
nutria's are 12 points Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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Dirty Boat Guy |
Here near the Bonnet Carré spillway there has been a huge uptick in gators getting hit especially on Airline Highway. A few weeks ago I was riding my motorcycle on River Road near Montz and as I came around a bend I saw what I initially thought was a LARGE lawn ornament by the side of the road. Then the lawn ornament made a swift move into my lane which got my full attention right quick. It wasn't as dramatic as it sounds as it was a good ten yards ahead of me with plenty of time and room to evade. The point though is that hitting one with a car, even a small gator, can be bad... I don't even want to think of what could happen hitting one on my motorcycle. A penny saved is a government oversight. | |||
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Member |
I see 2 or 3 fresh gator kills a week(Everglades). Mostly in the 3 ft range. I have never hit a live one though. | |||
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| Cynic |
A couple weeks ago we were on I-10 on the part were it crosses Pontchartrain and there was a coon walking towards N.O. That's not healthy for a coon walking on that elevated part _______________________________________________________ And no, junior not being able to hold still for 5 seconds is not a disability. | |||
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| Dirty Boat Guy |
Not healthy indeed. Every time they open the spillway we get a mass exodus of varied wildlife coming through our neighborhood. A penny saved is a government oversight. | |||
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Member |
Lord, please don't let a liberal read this. 
Quickest way to get the family jewels in a huge vice is to be caught with a dead gator, out of season, and no tag. Besides, you would not have enough belly skin to made a decent pair of boots and a belt and a holster. Maybe a belt and a sexy pair of bikini underwear for you and the wifey.  . “Leave the Artillerymen alone, they are an obstinate lot. . .” – Napoleon Bonaparte http://poundsstudio.com/ | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
You could maybe make a sheath out of that gator. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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Member |
Just happen to run across this story today. Be glad 'your' gator was a bit smaller than this one. http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/...ar-AADasdP?ocid=iehp "A gator weighing over 450 pounds had to pulled from a highway in Tallahassee after being struck by a semi-truck."  ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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