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Originally posted by YooperSigs:
My Chevorlet S-10s little motor would shut off without warning while you were driving at speed. Cruising one second, dead the next.
Fine vehicle.


Was that one of the left over Chevette motors, perhaps that's why he chose that particular spelling. Accelerates like a Chevette, has the "speed" of a Chevette, and it leaves you stranded 25 miles from the nearest telephone or towing company.

Yeah I'm old enough to remember the days before cell phones. If you broke down your only choice was to hoof it until you found someone with a telephone who would call a tow truck for you.


I've stopped counting.
 
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Hey, dyslexics dirve turkcks too.




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Originally posted by reflex/deflex 64:
I was a wee lad at the time. I remember my folks laughing at the neighbor who had painted "Angle Baby" on the side of his car.
This photoshop funny has been floating around social media:



Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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Three lines, written in a stall in a public restroom:

"I like grils."

"He means girls."

"What's the matter with us grils?"



הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
 
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Maybe he was under the affluence if incohol. Some tinkle might peep so.
 
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Ya'll be a bunch of danged goat-o-phobes! Nothing like a nice glass of chevrelait after dinner to aid digestion.


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Would look great on my JEPE.


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