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Something not quite right

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May 02, 2017, 05:24 PM
Scooter123
Something not quite right
quote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs:
My Chevorlet S-10s little motor would shut off without warning while you were driving at speed. Cruising one second, dead the next.
Fine vehicle.


Was that one of the left over Chevette motors, perhaps that's why he chose that particular spelling. Accelerates like a Chevette, has the "speed" of a Chevette, and it leaves you stranded 25 miles from the nearest telephone or towing company.

Yeah I'm old enough to remember the days before cell phones. If you broke down your only choice was to hoof it until you found someone with a telephone who would call a tow truck for you.


I've stopped counting.
May 02, 2017, 05:25 PM
zoom6zoom
Hey, dyslexics dirve turkcks too.




I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
May 02, 2017, 05:30 PM
tatortodd
quote:
Originally posted by reflex/deflex 64:
I was a wee lad at the time. I remember my folks laughing at the neighbor who had painted "Angle Baby" on the side of his car.
This photoshop funny has been floating around social media:




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May 02, 2017, 05:36 PM
V-Tail
Three lines, written in a stall in a public restroom:

"I like grils."

"He means girls."

"What's the matter with us grils?"



הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
May 02, 2017, 07:59 PM
OKCGene
Maybe he was under the affluence if incohol. Some tinkle might peep so.
May 02, 2017, 09:56 PM
mr kablammo
Ya'll be a bunch of danged goat-o-phobes! Nothing like a nice glass of chevrelait after dinner to aid digestion.


"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
May 02, 2017, 11:09 PM
Copefree
Would look great on my JEPE.


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