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Oh stewardess,
I speak jive.
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Posts: 25613 | Registered: March 12, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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It's all fun and games till he eats your face off.


...that I will support
and defend...
 
Posts: 883 | Location: Northern VA | Registered: July 16, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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All I see is a belt and almost a pair of boots.


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Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter
 
Posts: 33845 | Location: Orlando, FL | Registered: April 30, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Just Hanging Around
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He’s pretty laid back, but I think I’ll stick with my pooches.
 
Posts: 3283 | Location: NE Kansas | Registered: February 24, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I'm disappointed. There should be a few recipes by now.


Retired holster maker.
Retired police chief.
Formerly Sergeant, US Army Airborne Infantry, Pathfinders
 
Posts: 1117 | Location: Colorado | Registered: March 07, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Bet the neighborhood yap dogs don't give him any shit. Big Grin




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Posts: 3805 | Location: Wichita, Kansas | Registered: March 27, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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The people getting their face next to him are freekin morons. All it takes is one time and he could literally take your face off. Whoever let their young boy go up and kiss the thing needs their head examined.
 
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Its a prehistoric animal that thinks you are lunch. Google "alligator death roll" for details.


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
 
Posts: 16491 | Location: Marquette MI | Registered: July 08, 2014Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Retired, laying back
and enjoying life
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Cute and cuddly until he isn't. It's only a matter of time.



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Posts: 885 | Location: Northern Alabama | Registered: June 21, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
drop and give me
20 pushups
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Just tonight on the news had video of a gator lunging out and grabbing a hand of a handler and dragging handler back across a low wall into a pool of water refusing to let go. A good citizen jumped into the pool landing on back of gator and holding on until the gator released the hand of the handler. News reported that medical was able to save the hand. Baby gators are cute but when grown they are a eating machine. After watching the above mentioned video almost all of the adults need to be put down for being stupid and what ever signed off on the "legal" support animal status need s to be fired immedately. Just wait till he bites somebody and the lawsuits start to come in
....................................... drill sgt.
 
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Silly until it gets bloody.
 
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When I see a gator I think of 180 grain hardcast 357 and a ‘bang-stick’.
 
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Down the block a month ago...

 
Posts: 24569 | Location: Gunshine State | Registered: November 07, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Amazing how many people stuck their face right in front of that gator.
 
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Just another example of how insane these times we are living in really are. How about an emotional support rattle snake?


Emotional support ex-wife is about the same. Only a matter of time.
 
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Whenever I see something like that I’m reminded of the woman who had her face and other body parts removed by a friend’s pet chimpanzee that had been raised in the household since infancy.

We can only hope that when the inevitable happens, it happens only to the owner and serves to help end this “emotional support” nonsense involving dangerous animals sooner than later.




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Posts: 47878 | Location: 10,150 Feet Above Sea Level in Colorado | Registered: April 04, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Amazing how many people stuck their face right in front of that gator.
There is no upper bound for stupidity.



הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
 
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Oh stewardess,
I speak jive.
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Down the block a month ago...

Did you hug it?
 
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Down the block a month ago...

Did you hug it?


Hail no!

But this 180 pound Gator Trapper went around and around and finally after tying him off to the hitch of the F250, got on him.

Gives a good perspective of how big a 11 foot gator really is when you have a 6 ft tall guy sitting on him..

 
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I've seen Wally in person. I don't get too close. I'm thinking prehistoric creature.
 
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