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This reminds me of a "pet" Polish rooster that I had several years ago. From the time it hatched until it was a grown rooster with intimidating spurs, he sought out human companionship-much like a loving puppy. Suddenly, hormones hit him like a ton of bricks and everything on earth was his enemy except the Polish hens.

That rooster suffered the results of a pre-emptive strike. I suspect the owner of Wally might someday wish he had the option to do the same!
 
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I’m picturing new barbecue holster and belt. And gator tail on the grill. Never putting my face near the biting end, barely trust most dogs I know.


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Alligator - 37 million years experience of getting a free lunch.

Only alligators would think of eating an alligator.
 
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Originally posted by HRK:
Down the block a month ago...



Damn nice watch dog you got there.

Do you feed it fish or trespassers?

Is his name Elvis?





Nice is overrated

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