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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1ymR82yFYnk Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | ||
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| No, not like Bill Clinton  |
He got that from Police Squad  Or she, only a woman could fart like that | |||
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| Purveyor of Fine Avatars  |
Didn't know it was possible to be that gassy. "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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They are politicians. It's a byproduct. | |||
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Sounds more like a kazoo to me. There are other things that can be used to fake'em much better than that. My brother had a product he got at a golf course pro shop back in the eighties called 'HAN-D-GAS'. It was a small, barrel shaped, flesh colored, sort of latex like thing that had a small hole in one end that you squeezed against the thumb part of the heal of your hand. He got extremely good at this. I brought one to work and the brokers in the bullpen at Shearson Lehman immediately asked me to procure some for them. One used it to convince some ladies in the elevator that a newborn baby had gas (purportedly by the look on the infants' face). Never saw them again anywhere. By God they were great. | |||
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