Man arrested after sending hundreds of used dildos to the White House on Valentine's Day

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March 07, 2024, 05:31 PM

gpbst3

Man arrested after sending hundreds of used dildos to the White House on Valentine's Day

The only part of the story that did not seem plausible was 1000 dildos. I could see 10 but not 1000. Have you seen shipping rate!

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March 07, 2024, 06:21 PM

Rey HRH

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Originally posted by gw3971:
Curious to see the charges. Sounds like political speech to me.

and Sigmonkey:

sending Biohazard through the mail improperly is a crime. I remember years ago, someone was pinched for selling previously worn panties and he was making a killing. The Feds got their panties in a wad over it.

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March 07, 2024, 06:42 PM

mike28w

I'm confused (maybe just naive) .... just where does one actually find 1000 used dildos??

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March 07, 2024, 07:20 PM

pbslinger

Did somebody think that we would slow down making jokes just because it wasn't true? It isn't like we would get the real story from the WH regarding if they received a gift of a thousand used dildos anyway. If they denied it it's just as likely they got it.

March 07, 2024, 07:26 PM

V-Tail

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Originally posted by mike28w:

I'm confused (maybe just naive) .... just where does one actually find 1000 used dildos??

GoodWill thrift store?

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March 07, 2024, 07:27 PM

jljones

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Originally posted by V-Tail:
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Originally posted by mike28w:

I'm confused (maybe just naive) .... just where does one actually find 1000 used dildos??
GoodWill thrift store?

In San Francisco.

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March 07, 2024, 07:45 PM

DrDan

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Originally posted by jljones:
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Originally posted by V-Tail:
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Originally posted by mike28w:

I'm confused (maybe just naive) .... just where does one actually find 1000 used dildos??
GoodWill thrift store?

In San Francisco.

Ewwww.

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March 07, 2024, 07:48 PM

Skins2881

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Originally posted by parabellum:
Ah, shit.

Just goes to show you- it can happen to the best of us.

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