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Man arrested after sending hundreds of used dildos to the White House on Valentine's Day

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March 07, 2024, 01:07 PM
sigmonkey
Man arrested after sending hundreds of used dildos to the White House on Valentine's Day
Nah.

"Like New In Box..."

I laughed.




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March 07, 2024, 01:18 PM
12GA
Dang, it fooled me too. Guess we went off half cocked.


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March 07, 2024, 01:33 PM
BOATTRASH1
Like new on the box they “came” in or like new in the box they’re going in?
March 07, 2024, 02:11 PM
DanH
quote:
Originally posted by RogueJSK:
... Ya'll know that's a fake/satire "news" website, right?

From their About Us page:

quote:
KVTA4 is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. KVTA4 uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.


What a prick...
March 07, 2024, 02:19 PM
ArtieS
KZ, go stand in the corner. You are in timeout!



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March 07, 2024, 02:24 PM
TigerDore
quote:
Originally posted by RogueJSK:
... Ya'll know that's a fake/satire "news" website, right?


So, just like NBDNC, MSDNC, CDNC, CNNDNC, ABDNC, CBSDNC, NPRDNC, WASH PO, NYT, etc.
March 07, 2024, 02:27 PM
bronicabill
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Points for creativity, no credit at all for foreskin err foresight.

So Joe Biden can go fuck himself!



Give that man a medal!!!


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March 07, 2024, 02:30 PM
bronicabill
quote:
Originally posted by RogueJSK:
... Ya'll know that's a fake/satire "news" website, right?

From their About Us page:

quote:
KVTA4 is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. KVTA4 uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.

Well shit... take all the fun out of it why don't ya!!!


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March 07, 2024, 02:59 PM
mojojojo
wow - I figured if it was true the White House would be all abuzz



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March 07, 2024, 03:05 PM
ArtieS
I was going to say something unkind about a project our vice president could really commit to, but that would be wrong.



"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."

Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
March 07, 2024, 03:10 PM
12131
So, it's a crime now, sending gift to someone you despise? Ok, Rogue, delete your post, please. Lol.


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March 07, 2024, 03:16 PM
fiasconva
Word is Kamala spent hours looking for them before someone told her the truth about the article. Wink



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March 07, 2024, 04:10 PM
pbslinger
quote:
Originally posted by fiasconva:
Word is Kamala spent hours looking for them before someone told her the truth about the article. Wink


She volunteered to clean them.
March 07, 2024, 04:18 PM
SigSentry
Looks like he was going for the "Trump mugshot" look.
March 07, 2024, 04:20 PM
parabellum
Have you guys read this thread? It might take you all of 90 seconds.
March 07, 2024, 04:30 PM
pbslinger
Maybe someone could repurpose Harry Chapin's song "30,000 Pounds of Bananas" to "1000 Mailed Dildos"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGldNpngDws
March 07, 2024, 04:58 PM
Butch 2340
How does one obtain that many used dildos? I mean I might be able to collect a dozen or so but almost 1,000 that's a lot.


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March 07, 2024, 05:06 PM
parabellum
Anybody reading the thread?

Looking for somebody reading the thread,

Just give a shout out. You know- if you've read the thread.

Reading the thread is my main concern here.

So, if you've read the thread, maybe you wanna pipe up.

Anybody?

Anybody read the thread, I mean.

P.S.- read the thread.
March 07, 2024, 05:13 PM
12131
You might need to use this, Para. Big Grin




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March 07, 2024, 05:31 PM
whanson_wi
I had a defense fund I was willing to donate to for about 1/2 page. It's almost a disappointment that it was a spoof...


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