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Ha! Notice that he sat down on a fainting couch. | |||
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Batting .500 is awesome but that day would have been great to bat 1.000 _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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Corgis Rock |
He hit him where it wouldn't do any damage. “ The work of destruction is quick, easy and exhilarating; the work of creation is slow, laborious and dull. | |||
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Coin Sniper |
"Just calm down Mr. Patient so we can treat you" "oh you want to get combative? Capt., expedite back up.... " "Oh you REALLY want to play with the Firefighters eh?.... "  "Alright then...."Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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I'll use the Red Key |
Nice an aluminum bat up side the head, just what the doctor ordered. Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. | |||
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posting without pants |
Cleaned his clock very nicely. Strive to live your life so when you wake up in the morning and your feet hit the floor, the devil says "Oh crap, he's up." | |||
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"Swing a-way Merrill" | |||
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While I was watching them tie him up I couldn't help but think how nice it would have been if they had a pair of handcuffs. Reasonably good ones can be had for about $30.... Maybe they'll get some for future events. "...we have put together I think the most extensive & inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics." - Joe Biden | |||
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Funny Man |
Bunt force trauma.. ______________________________ “I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.” ― John Wayne | |||
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I had to run that back and watch a couple of times. Providing my own sound effects. Doink! Another Festivus miracle. | |||
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Cat Whisperer |
Shitty situation all around. And these jackasses get all pissy when a bat comes into play. ------------------------------------ 135 ├┼┼╕ 246R | |||
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| Cat Whisperer |
Did you make the "FWOMP" sound too when he got whacked in the head? ------------------------------------ 135 ├┼┼╕ 246R | |||
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delicately calloused |
 You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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| Oh stewardess, I speak jive.  |
Ha, that's awesome.  | |||
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Teddy Fucking Ballgame just went yard on him and if literally knocked the shit out of him. I wonder why he didn't go after the guy that escaped I saw a few spots where he could have tuned his head up as well especially with the guy holding him at bay with the stool. | |||
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Joie de vivre |
Surprised he had anything left to struggle with the FD. Screw him, but I'm sure he will be back again once he gets of of jail.... | |||
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Very nice, thank you for sharing.  What is the sound of hollow metal bat on hollow bone melon? Thwack!? Thumpfff!? or Piiinnnnggg !? Less is more. | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
Eh?  ____________________________________________________ "I am your retribution." - Donald Trump, speech at CPAC, March 4, 2023 | |||
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Assault Accountant |
I like how he waited on his pitch. He didn't chase anything out of the zone. Then he's up in the count and BAM! Goes yard on 3-0 fastball that caught a little too much plate. Would have been great if the customers started high fiving around then. __________________ Member NRA Member NYSRPA | |||
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| Don't burn the day away |
I would have liked to hear the impact, aluminum bats have a very distinct song when crushing a skull. | |||
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